Jokes, Games, and Quizzes

texaschickeee · texaschickeee

ACTUAL writings from hospital charts: 1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 5. Patient has c...

Buttercup · Buttercup

This Is AMAZING!!! Until now I never fully understood how to tell the difference between male and female birds. I always thought it had to be determined surgically. Until now. Which of the two birds is a female???...

Zombie · Zombie

For all the Italians out there or those who are lucky enough to be married to an Italian, or even to be friends of Italians... An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian anisette sprinkle cook...

gotcha · gotcha

Irish Beer At a world brewing convention in California, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference. Brian, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a bloody Fosters, mate." Bob...

texaschickeee · texaschickeee

Modern Version of the Birds & Bees A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!" Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-ca...

Easy Eman · Easy Eman

What do you call all the loose, worthless wrinkled skin around a vagina???? The WOMAN....

Easy Eman · Easy Eman

What if these people had Jewish mothers? MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER: "After all the money your father and I spent on braces, this you call a smile?" CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered, you didn't call, you didn't write...

KatScratch · KatScratch

E-con & Bob relaxing on the beach. Bob's mad because E-con found a babe first! To make it up to Bob, E-con took him water skiing. Bob was quite the hit with the ladies! [IMG]http://i2.ti...

ptcop531 · ptcop531

Why do boobs have nipples?? Without nipples there would be no point to boobs..

texaschickeee · texaschickeee

Two little boys (5 and 4) were in their room getting dressed for breakfast. The oldest, Johnny, says to his little brother, Jimmy that its about time we did some cursing around here. I'll use the "h" word and you use the "S" word. they went down for breakfast and their mother askes Johnny what he wants t...

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	hospital bloopers (Preview) ACTUAL writings from hospital charts: 1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 5. Patient has c...	texaschickeee	1	193	Mar 31, 2006 by Photogrrlz
	How To Tell The Sex Of A Bird ( 1 2 ) (Preview) This Is AMAZING!!! Until now I never fully understood how to tell the difference between male and female birds. I always thought it had to be determined surgically. Until now. Which of the two birds is a female???...	Buttercup	37	557	Mar 31, 2006 by sparky
	Italian Cookies (Preview) For all the Italians out there or those who are lucky enough to be married to an Italian, or even to be friends of Italians... An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian anisette sprinkle cook...	Zombie	0	170	Mar 31, 2006 by Zombie
	Irish Beer (Preview) Irish Beer At a world brewing convention in California, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference. Brian, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a bloody Fosters, mate." Bob...	gotcha	0	181	Mar 31, 2006 by gotcha
	a little modernization (Preview) Modern Version of the Birds & Bees A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!" Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-ca...	texaschickeee	2	257	Mar 30, 2006 by eltsacon
	Woman joke (Preview) What do you call all the loose, worthless wrinkled skin around a vagina???? The WOMAN....	Easy Eman	2	188	Mar 30, 2006 by sparky
	Jewish Mothers (Preview) What if these people had Jewish mothers? MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER: "After all the money your father and I spent on braces, this you call a smile?" CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered, you didn't call, you didn't write...	Easy Eman	2	189	Mar 30, 2006 by Bread Styx
	E-con & Bob's Vacation Photos ( 1 2 3 ) (Preview) E-con & Bob relaxing on the beach. Bob's mad because E-con found a babe first! To make it up to Bob, E-con took him water skiing. Bob was quite the hit with the ladies! [IMG]http://i2.ti...	KatScratch	68	1225	Mar 29, 2006 by KatScratch
	nipples (Preview) Why do boobs have nipples?? Without nipples there would be no point to boobs..	ptcop531	3	234	Mar 29, 2006 by woodbutcher
	little boy joke (Preview) Two little boys (5 and 4) were in their room getting dressed for breakfast. The oldest, Johnny, says to his little brother, Jimmy that its about time we did some cursing around here. I'll use the "h" word and you use the "S" word. they went down for breakfast and their mother askes Johnny what he wants t...	texaschickeee	0	184	Mar 26, 2006 by texaschickeee
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