What if these people had Jewish mothers?

  MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER:
   "After all the money your father and I spent on braces, this you call
a smile?"

  CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER:
  "I don't care what you've discovered, you didn't call, you didn't
write!

  MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER:
   "A ceiling you paint?  Not good enough for you the walls like the
other
  children? Do you know how hard it is to get that schmutz off the
ceiling?"

  NAPOLEON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
  " Your're not hiding your report card?  Show me! Take your hand out of
  your jacket and show me!"

  ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
  "Again with that hat!  Why can't you wear a baseball cap like the other
kids?"

  GEORGE WASHINGTON'S JEWISH MOTHER:  "Next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss
  your allowance good-bye!

  THOMAS EDISON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
  "Okay, so I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now
turn it off already and go to sleep!"

  PAUL REVERE'S JEWISH MOTHER:
  "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is
long past your bedtime!"

  ALBERT EINSTEIN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
  "Your senior photograph and you couldn't you have done something with
your hair?"

MOSES' JEWISH MOTHER:
  "Desert schmesert!!  Where have you really been for the last forty
years?"

  BILL GATES JEWISH MOTHER:
  "It would have killed you to become a doctor?"

  BILL CLINTON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
  "Well, at least she was a nice Jewish girl, that Monica!!!"

Ive known mothers like these..