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proudcowife


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Buttercup wrote:

 I leave behind a monkey.

I give that monkey to MP he would ahve a better time with it LMBO


I leave behing a pair of prada shoes



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proudcowife wrote:

I leave behing a pair of prada shoes


I trade the shoes for a Prada bag.

I leave behind a habanero pepper.

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Buttercup wrote:

. I leave behind a habanero pepper.

Itake this pepper and cook it into a meal  then i feed it to toby LMAO..


 


I leave pink silk sheets



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proudcowife wrote:

   I leave pink silk sheets

I give the PINK sheets to MP...seems to like that color sometimes...


I leave a shovel.



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KatScratch wrote:

: I leave a shovel.

lol you shouldnt have put that shovel in my hands lol J/K i use that shovel  to dig a hole.


 


I leav behind an antique jewlery box



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KatScratch


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proudcowife wrote:

KatScratch wrote: : I leave a shovel. lol you shouldnt have put that shovel in my hands lol J/K i use that shovel  to dig a hole.   I leav behind an antique jewlery box

*afraid to ask who's in the hole.....


I take the antique jewelry box, have it appraised and add it to my collection.


I leave behind body paints.



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KatScratch wrote:

*afraid to ask who's in the hole..... I take the antique jewelry box, have it appraised and add it to my collection. I leave behind body paints.

LMBO hehehh you dont want to know muahahahahah


 


I use that set of body paints and become an artist muahahh whos up to be painted any takers? lol


I leave behind ky warming jelly



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I give the KY warming jelly to Straight Up so he can warm up Buttercups ass...


I leave behind...a book with entitled "100 hot nights of sex"



-- Edited by Inside Out at 13:02, 2006-02-03

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I I leave behind...a book with entitled "100 hot nights of sex"-- Edited by Inside Out at 13:02, 2006-02-03

I give this book to Toby so he can have a sex life lmbo


I leave behind scented oils and bubble bath



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Put both into Hot tub and invites the guys of "TOP" to join


 


leaves behind stop watch and ridding prod.



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Inside Out wrote:

 leaves behind stop watch and ridding prod.

start the stop watch and use the prod on hubby. I'm timin him so he'll understand what a quickie really is...lol


I leave behind a whip and some chains.



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I give the whip and chains to proudcowife to use on Toby.


How come he doesn't post in here?  Is he scared to?  It sure would be fun if he did. Or is this above his mentality level.  lol 


I leave behind a years subscription to Cosmopolitan magazine. 



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I let my hubby thumb through the magazine as I sux him off.


I leave some pink scented soap shaped like a cock..



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I leave some pink scented soap shaped like a cock..

I ship the kids off to gramas while the hubby's at work, run a private bath and make use of the "sensual soap".


I leave behind a lacey teddy and a feather bola. 



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I leave behind a lacey teddy and a feather bola. 



I wear the teddy and use the boa as a lasso to grab the next hot guy that I see.


I leave behind a bucket of ice.

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Buttercup wrote:

 I leave behind a bucket of ice.

I give the bucket of ice to Straight up....needed to cool off after reading "what's your fantasy" lol


 I leave behind baby oil.



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And I'll spank the monkey since my wife just gave birth (no sex for me for a while )


I'll leave you a one legged nun.



-- Edited by SWATcop at 03:31, 2006-02-05

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And I'll spank the monkey since my wife just gave birth (no sex for me for a while ) I'll leave you a one legged nun.-- Edited by SWATcop at 03:31, 2006-02-05

And I'll send the one legged nun to your house to help. She may be missin a leg but she still has 2 hands! LOL


I leave behind super glue.



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I'll super glue Bodie's "ever so righteous" hands to his nut sack.


And I think I'll leave a jar of peanut butter.



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I'll super glue Bodie's "ever so righteous" hands to his nut sack. And I think I'll leave a jar of peanut butter.

LMAO! and I'll spread the peanutbutter on his hands to lead the fire ants to the party!


I leave behind a party hat and horn.



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I'll buy 19 more sets of hats and horns, and we'll have a party while watching Bodie suffer!


I'll leave behind a nail gun.



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I'll buy 19 more sets of hats and horns, and we'll have a party while watching Bodie suffer! I'll leave behind a nail gun.

I'll add some straps and nail him to the floor so he can't crawl away.


I leave behind a video camera



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because after all - this IS a Kodak moment...


I'll leave a dowel wrapped in sandpaper



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because after all - this IS a Kodak moment... I'll leave a dowel wrapped in sandpaper

LMBO....I take the dowel wrapped in sand paper and cram it up bodies ass for all the "rough" comments in his past!


I leave behind a bag full of goose feathers



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I'll add tar to those goose feathers so that everyone here can give Bodie a present.


I leave behind a can of Whoop-ass.



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I'll add tar to those goose feathers so that everyone here can give Bodie a present. I leave behind a can of Whoop-ass.

I open the can infront of the crowd that has gathered so everyone can say or do what they've wanted to Bodie. After 10 minutes we all walk away and go for beers!


I leave behind a blanket and some wine...  



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KatScratch wrote:

 I leave behind a blanket and some wine...  

I wrap the bottle of wine in the blanket and beat Bodie with it until he cries for his mommy.


I leave a shovel.



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I use the shovel to dig a hole to bury Bodie.


I leave behind a stick of dynamite.



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I leave behind a stick of dynamite.

I take the stick of dynamite and put it ontop of a cake and send it to my ex for his birthday! LOL


I leave behind some vodka.



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I sip the vodka while contemplating the fate of the next person in line.


 


I leave behind a key to a locker in the bus terminal in New York City.



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