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foxfyre


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Standing in Port Authority, wishing I had the vodka, as I try to explain to the nice NYC detectives why I am in possession of a key to a locker in which a naked man is handcuffed, with a bottle of grappa.  Damn you Scarecrow!


 


I leave the handcuffs, and my freedom. 



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rooster


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I am the naked man handcuffed with the bottle of grappa in the locker. (definately damn you Scarecrow!)  I am eternally grateful to Foxfyre for getting me out.  I take the handcuffs and her freedom with me.


I take the handcuffs and give them to my "cousin" and tell him to go "find" scarecrow... and  I leave the keys and title to a brand new porcha in Foxfyres envelope of personal effects at the NYCPD



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foxfyre


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Wooooo hoooo!  I grab Rooster & head west at high rates of speed, music blasting, picking up other TOPpers on our way.


I leave behind our dust, and Scarecrow's warrant, and a treasure map.



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KatScratch


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I jump on my motorcycle and follow the dust trail with the treasure map in hand. I find the burried treasure, buy a tropical island and invite all the TOP peeps for a vacation! *they don't know it's a nudist island...snicker, snicker*


I leave behind flavored body paints and a hotel key....



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