Menopause  Jewelry
 
My  husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other  day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.
 
We've discovered that  when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a  big

fucking red mark on his forehead.
 
Maybe next time he'll buy me a  diamond