Well, it's shit... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit head...
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word FUCK. Out of all of the English words which begin with the letter F, FUCK is the only word referred to as the "F" word, it's the one magical word. FUCK as most words in the english language, is derived from German, the word "fricken[?]", which means to strike. In English, FUCK falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb, for instance. John FUCK-ed Shirley. As an intransitive verb, Shirley FUCKS. It's meaning's not always sexual; it can be used as an adjective, such as John's doing all the FUCK-ing work. As part of an adverb, Shirley talks too FUCK-ing much. As an adverb enhancing an adjective, Shirley is FUCK-ing beautiful. As a noun, I don't give a FUCK. As part of a word abso-FUCKING-lutely, or in-FUCKING-credible. And, as almost every word in the sentence, FUCK the FUCK-ing FUCK-ers.
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of FUCK. As in these examples describing situations such as fraud, I got FUCK-ed at the used car lot. Dismay, Aw FUCK it. Trouble, I guess I'm really FUCK-ed now. Agression, Don't FUCK with me buddy. Difficulty, I don't understand this FUCK-ing question. Inquiry, Who the FUCK was that? Dissatisfaction, I don't like what the FUCK is going on here. Incompetence, He's a FUCK-off. Dismissal, Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-FUCK yourself?
I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all these multi purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly, and proudly! FUCK you!
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