Women who have those sexy pictures next to their posts are most likely, obese and dirty chain smokers with brown teeth and soggy breasteses sitting on their big bellies. they usually also have that big pouch of blubber (a "frass") hanging over their thighs.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...damn!
You nailed it, Hogboy!
Just keep tellin' yourself that....kinda eases the pain a little.
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