'When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy.'
-Commanding General, 1st Marines
'When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy.'
-Commanding General, 1st Marines
Shooter, why would I know what it is, my man dont need no help in that area...he is all man on his own. Thank you very much.
So enlighten us ... and those that don't have a clue ... what is enzyte? ... Maybe SU needs it? ... ... ... It is a supplement for stronger, longer, fuller erections...please; why mess with perfection?
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"The life given us by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal." -Cicero
OK....I think I know what that commercial is......does it warn about a 4 hour erection needing medical attention?
If so, my sweet and very innocent mom commented on that one last time I saw her. She asked me if I saw that commercial where they talk about a 4 hour erection.....in between laughing hysterically, I answered no and she proceeded to demonstrate how a man with an erection that he had had for 4 hours would look walking into the ER . I am still laughing about that....good grief; if you knew how quiet and lady-like my mother is, you would too!
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Yes, he looks like he has had an erection for 4 hours and all the blood has been drained out of his face into his penis.
I am still laughing thinking about my mom pretending to be that guy in the ER....with her hand under her shirt...tented out at the bottom to look like an erection...oh, I am crying
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"The life given us by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal." -Cicero
OK....I think I know what that commercial is......does it warn about a 4 hour erection needing medical attention?
If so, my sweet and very innocent mom commented on that one last time I saw her. She asked me if I saw that commercial where they talk about a 4 hour erection.....in between laughing hysterically, I answered no and she proceeded to demonstrate how a man with an erection that he had had for 4 hours would look walking into the ER . I am still laughing about that....good grief; if you knew how quiet and lady-like my mother is, you would too!
E.R. MY ASS!!!! I would be looking for the nearest Chinese massage place with my checkbook!!!!! Followed (not so quickly) by a state record of some kind!
OK....I think I know what that commercial is......does it warn about a 4 hour erection needing medical attention?
If so, my sweet and very innocent mom commented on that one last time I saw her. She asked me if I saw that commercial where they talk about a 4 hour erection.....in between laughing hysterically, I answered no and she proceeded to demonstrate how a man with an erection that he had had for 4 hours would look walking into the ER . I am still laughing about that....good grief; if you knew how quiet and lady-like my mother is, you would too!
E.R. MY ASS!!!! I would be looking for the nearest Chinese massage place with my checkbook!!!!! Followed (not so quickly) by a state record of some kind! UM, buttmuch...that is not healthy to have blood flow in only one area of your body for so long. It can cause mucho problemas con su weinie y su corazon...you could find a massage place , but you better pray they know CPR and the good kind , not that kind that involves a vacuum cleaner and Drano.
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"The life given us by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal." -Cicero
KatScratch wrote: I just got a mental image of Econ and my vacume cleaner attatchments....make it stop, make it stop.....
That is a disturbing image, yes...but very funny!
I can imagine E-con walking into a massage parlor with a bunch of pretty Asian women smiling at him and the tent in his pants. I imagine him telling them that he has had an erection for 4 hours and needs help. I imagine him fainting when they pull out a ShopVac.
-- Edited by Bread Styx at 16:58, 2006-11-03
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I cant think of which commercials I hate. I do hate the BOB commercials. I also hate when watching a t.v. show or commercial I HATE WHEN THEY Make the pouring noise of a drink LOUDER than it should be..
I fuckin hate that. AND when the actors drink loudly.
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A monday morning lunatic disturbed from time to time...
You need to watch Adult Swim sometime... Robot Chicken has a bit they did with a kid that goes to sleep and a giant mucus monster slides out of his nose and begins dirtying up the house. The cat sees it and chases it into the kid's room and proceeds to start slapping the hell out of the kid trying to dislodge it. Snicker.
Dancing mucus bad...
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Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
some local ones are....gallery furniture.......*mattress mac..saves you money** as he jumps up as high as he can with a fist full of cash. another one is Hilton furinture, which is a guy that uses his little kids to help him. Funny, mac sued him about his slog at one point, he too said....saving you money. (too close for comfort)
I hate, abolutly hate any commerical that automaticlly goes up like 4 bumps on the volume....that shit wakes me up.
I dont like the back to school, tax return and car commericals. I know where my money is going, and I know wehre i need to shop
I too hate the head on commercials, but the worst one is the one where the lady comes on and quotes the commercial, and then talks about how annoying it is.
And your point is???? Don't have one? Well then shut up and I'll give you one!
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I just got a mental image of Econ and my vacume cleaner attatchments....make it stop, make it stop.....
oh yes, you must always satisfy the monkey. 
