At first thought, this is humorous. Then I realized the awful truth of it.
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass.
Tax all he has then let him know, that you won't be done till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till he's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid.
Put these words Upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom..."
When he's gone, Do not relax. It 's time to apply The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax Building Permit Tax CDL licenseTax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Dog License Tax Federal Income Tax Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) Fishing License Tax Food License Tax, Fuel permit tax Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon) Hunting LicenseTax Inheritance Tax Interest Expense Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Service charge taxes Social Security Tax Road usage taxes Sales Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax School Tax State Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone federal excise tax Telephone federal universal service fee tax Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax Telephone state and local tax Telephone usage charge tax Utility Taxes Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft Registration Tax Well Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world, had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids...
What the hell happened????
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And your point is???? Don't have one? Well then shut up and I'll give you one!
At first thought, this is humorous. Then I realized the awful truth of it.
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass.
Tax all he has then let him know, that you won't be done till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till he's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid.
Put these words Upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom..."
When he's gone, Do not relax. It 's time to apply The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax Building Permit Tax CDL licenseTax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Dog License Tax Federal Income Tax Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) Fishing License Tax Food License Tax, Fuel permit tax Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon) Hunting LicenseTax Inheritance Tax Interest Expense Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Service charge taxes Social Security Tax Road usage taxes Sales Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax School Tax State Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone federal excise tax Telephone federal universal service fee tax Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax Telephone state and local tax Telephone usage charge tax Utility Taxes Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft Registration Tax Well Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world, had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids...
What the hell happened????
It is all Vladimir Kosma Zworykin and Henry Ford's fault.
I think cats should be taxed at $100,000 a year for each cats because I hate cats and I would like to see cat owners have to put their cats to sleep
There we go... the voice of reason.
-- Edited by Stacy at 02:02, 2006-11-03
Geniuses are often accused of lacking common sense, or emotional sensitivity. Stories of a genius in a given field being unable to grasp "everyday" concepts are abundant and of ancient vintage. Some individuals in this "Absent Minded Professor" or lacking social skills arena fall in the Autism Spectrum (such as Asperger Syndrome). Some research shows that reasons other than maladjustment make companionship difficult to find for geniuses.
As a matter of fact, taxes should be raised so cops can earn a decent living.
I think cats should be taxed at $100,000 a year for each cats because I hate cats and I would like to see cat owners have to put their cats to sleep
And if we could tax stupidity there would be no national deficit either and we would (well the smart people anyway, which excludes you of course) all live a much richer life!
Idiot! Where do these mooks come from?????
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And your point is???? Don't have one? Well then shut up and I'll give you one!
As a matter of fact, taxes should be raised so cops can earn a decent living.
I think cats should be taxed at $100,000 a year for each cats because I hate cats and I would like to see cat owners have to put their cats to sleep
And if we could tax stupidity there would be no national deficit either and we would (well the smart people anyway, which excludes you of course) all live a much richer life!
Fuck O.com! Can we please quit accepting their rejects!!!!! Dam! If they were too stupid for O.com then why lower the bar here???? I say use the "Raid" and take out the trash!!!!!
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And your point is???? Don't have one? Well then shut up and I'll give you one!
KatScratch wrote: Fuck O.com! Can we please quit accepting their rejects!!!!! Dam! If they were too stupid for O.com then why lower the bar here???? I say use the "Raid" and take out the trash!!!!!
I think any links to TOP that are in O.com should be removed. We need to be more selective of who we invite here to join us. I am, personally, getting a bit weary of the losers who join just for a little fun and to cause trouble. I like our own little group pf trouble makers because we get over it quickly and move on.....
I am not being a snob; I am merely being selective.
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"The life given us by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal." -Cicero
MP_handler wrote: well!? someone needs to mosey on oer and confirm that it's down...i'd scheck it out myself but apparently i'm still banned Where would I look for it? I only remember seeing links in people's sigs.
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So make the best of this test, and don't ask why.
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time. - Green Day
I think cats should be taxed at $100,000 a year for each cats because I hate cats and I would like to see cat owners have to put their cats to sleep
There we go... the voice of reason.
-- Edited by Stacy at 02:02, 2006-11-03
Geniuses are often accused of lacking common sense, or emotional sensitivity. Stories of a genius in a given field being unable to grasp "everyday" concepts are abundant and of ancient vintage. Some individuals in this "Absent Minded Professor" or lacking social skills arena fall in the Autism Spectrum (such as Asperger Syndrome). Some research shows that reasons other than maladjustment make companionship difficult to find for geniuses. Yea, but so do dumb assholes!!!!
And your point is???? Don't have one? Well then shut up and I'll give you one!
And if we could tax stupidity there would be no national deficit either and we would (well the smart people anyway, which excludes you of course
) all live a much richer life!
Where do these mooks come from?????
oh yes, you must always satisfy the monkey. 
