Um, dude, you are a freak. I thought I was bad, but you mine canuckle friend take the fucking fruitcake.
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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...