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Alabama:
Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!


Arizona:
But It's a Dry Heat


Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing


California:
By 30 Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda


Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother


Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet


Delaware:
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water


Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids


Georgia:
We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism


Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)


Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good


Illinois:
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"


Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free


Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things With Corn


Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States


Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names


Louisiana:
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign


Maine:
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster


Maryland:
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It


Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)


Michigan:
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians


Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000 Mosquitoes


Mississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own State


Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work


Montana:
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, & Very Little Else


Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest


Nevada:
Whores and Poker!


New Hampshire:
Spend Your Money, Then Go Away And Leave Us Alone


New Jersey:
You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!


New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets


New York:
You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...


North Carolina:
Tobacco Is A Vegetable


North Dakota:
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!


Ohio:
At Least We're Not Michigan


Oklahoma:
Like The Play, Only No Singing


Oregon:
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner


Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal


Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island


South Carolina:
Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender


South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota


Tennessee:
The Educashun State


Texas:
Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)


Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus


Vermont:
Ayuh


Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?


Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?


West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family...Really!


Wisconsin:
Come Cut The Cheese


Wyoming:
Where Men Are Men...And The Sheep Are Scared

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Cernunnos


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I waana go to Nevada, though I do play poker reasonably well. Bunny Ranch, Parump NV. I just need to save up a couple of grand... They may be hookers, but they're tested regularly and there of their own acord.

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Buttercup


Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

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They have medical benefits, too.

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And they REALLY enjoy their jobs.

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Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
Buttercup


Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

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I wonder if they get paid vacations.

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No, but they make enough money ($250 an hour or so) that they can take off when they want and not be hurting.

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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
Buttercup


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They net that much per hour?

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Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things With Corn


 


Alabama:
Yes, We Have Electricity



Wisconsin:
Come Cut The Cheese


Wyoming:
Where Men Are Men...And The Sheep Are Scared


 


        priceless.....thatnks for the laugh.......



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California:
By 30 Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda


 


 



 


Yep this is true!!



-- Edited by BlahBlahBlah at 15:07, 2006-10-11

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Buttercup wrote:

They net that much per hour?


When they're 'working'. They don't get paid for down time... But if they get a good customer they may be busy for 2-3 hours.

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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
ninjamom6


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Cernunnos wrote:


Buttercup wrote:


They net that much per hour?




When they're 'working'. They don't get paid for down time... But if they get a good customer they may be busy for 2-3 hours.


I thought when they were working it WAS "down" time. 


 



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It's Up and Down time actually... They charge $500 an hour. Half goes to the girl, half goes to the house.

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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
ninjamom6


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I'm amazed that men will actually pay $500 an hour for sex. 


And here I've been doing it for free. . . 


(After all, our state motto really is "Virginia is for Lovers.")



-- Edited by ninjamom6 at 00:07, 2006-10-12

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"Liberty, love! These two I need. For my love I will sacrifice life, for liberty I will sacrifice my love." - Sándor Petőfi
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Some of the lasses they have working are worth it... The $500 is NOT all inclusive... You want anything but the straight good, you pay extra. Capitalism at work... All the traffic will bear.


There's one gal in particular I would dearly love to get my mitts on there. But then again, I ain't about to pay $500 an hour. Not just no, Hell No.



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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
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