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Cernunnos


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I always play nice, the girls all get scared and run away when I don't... They don't like the whip (They love it though). They think I'm actually gonna leave marks or some shit. I never leave Permanent marks.


 


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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
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That play nice comment was for Cockboy

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Ah... Well, no accounting for online company...


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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
BlahBlahBlah


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MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder)


 


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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
BlahBlahBlah


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1

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Just don't go Cybil on my squirrely ass.


 


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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
BlahBlahBlah


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You have a squirrely ass.


 


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Well, it's slightly furry... I have little or no hair above my waist except the happy trail, but below... Yeah something like a carpet, thank god it's light brown...


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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
BlahBlahBlah


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smooth as a babies skin.


 


 


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I would hope so... Ladies should not have hairy anything IMHO. Hair from the nose up is permitted. But not below that point... I ain't going digging through the Black Forest to yodel in the canyon.


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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
BlahBlahBlah


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Cernunnos wrote:


I would hope so... Ladies should not have hairy anything IMHO. Hair from the nose up is permitted. But not below that point... I ain't going digging through the Black Forest to yodel in the canyon.


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Liked that did ya..? Pass it on. If you're in here dropping a 1 you ain't checking that other...


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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
BlahBlahBlah


I Love Baseball

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Gonna get ya

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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
BlahBlahBlah


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1 Nope never gonna catch me

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If I catch you I'm liable to eat you... Take that any way you like...

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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
BlahBlahBlah


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Cernunnos wrote:

If I catch you I'm liable to eat you... Take that any way you like... 4


 


Considering the mood I am in right now.... I'll take it. 1



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Hey, thicky it goes down when we post....

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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
Straight Up


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You would think.... but I woke up horny

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Straight Up wrote:

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Stop cheating SU. Go back to bed with IO.


 


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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
Straight Up


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no.....


 


she grunted then kicked me and told me to go play with myself



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^^^^^




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What the hell is it with a women that she wont wake up out of a sound sleep at 5am and service her man.....


Fuck it,,,,,   I/ll just sleep here on th couch



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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
BlahBlahBlah


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1 ......................................................

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Beer please

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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
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