Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet. "Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled: "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a voice from far, far away: "Hello, we're down here..."
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To talk without thinking is to shoot without aiming.
I can't believe no one has responded to this yet. That is some funny stuff.
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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
Sorta Kinda... Some of us are atypical... I happen to be able to think and fuck at the same time. This would be why I never ever have had a complaint.
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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
When Danny found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.
Cernunnos wrote: Sorta Kinda... Some of us are atypical... I happen to be able to think and fuck at the same time. This would be why I never ever have had a complaint.
Hmmmmm. . . I see you don't have a self-esteem problem.
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"Liberty, love! These two I need. For my love I will sacrifice life, for liberty I will sacrifice my love." - Sándor Petőfi
Cernunnos wrote: Sorta Kinda... Some of us are atypical... I happen to be able to think and fuck at the same time. This would be why I never ever have had a complaint.
Hmmmmm. . . I see you don't have a self-esteem problem.
From the way I'm hearing it .... He is the complaint ....
Sorry C .... I'm board so I'm causing trouble ..... Nothing personal
No, I have no modesty issues. I don't brag, I just state the facts...
I do have self esteem issues at times, they are rare and I won't get into it in public...
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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
But of course. . .
