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KatScratch


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Everyone has heard of oxymorons (example: military peace, Microsoft Works, etc). So, why can't we make a game out of it and see what we get? I'll start


non-stick glue



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Me

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Photogrrlz


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happy woman

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KatScratch


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Mild PMS


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jumbo shrimp

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Boneless ribs

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well here is one... inmate workers are often called "trustees" if they were so trusty wouldnt they be on the outs?

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Hell of a point Photo!


how about books on tape ??



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true PG true.


 


 


diet coke.


coke is sugar water, diet coke is equal water....still the same empty calories.



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KatScratch


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criminal justice



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military intelligence

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president bush


 


 




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zero deficit

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heavy water

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white gold

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platinum blonde

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Wireless cable

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Slumber Party

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wet water

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active retirement

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hot water heater

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 liquid ice

-- Edited by texaschickeee at 18:38, 2006-07-25

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