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Buttercup Groupie

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Gee, Your hair smells nice.



Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at

the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that

her hair smells nice.



After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint

to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual

harassment grievance against him.



The Human Resources Supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's sexually

threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?



The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

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Photogrrlz wrote:


Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources Supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice? The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

Oh......that is funny. I think I am crying.......

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oh yes, you must always satisfy the monkey.
Strong and Beautiful smells like a monkey


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one hell of a tease.


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All she has to do to solve the problem is shave....

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too funny!!!!

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At that time I was wishing to be a midget. Please have mercy, I try to grow up

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