They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is very embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today??"
"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"
" I can't piss out of it," he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!
USofAcop wrote: Sterotyping? No, it is not stereotyping, she just sucks at typing! Plush if that is all you have in your bag of tricks, you may as well give up now!
USofAcop wrote: Well keep talking, I ain't picking up what you are putting down
I will talk slower for you. I was sayng that you are being a dick because you are going to die, so I hear. That would be stereotyping, I guess. Which is what you do to me. You don't know me, just as I do not know you, nor care to. NM. Over your head and through the trees to grandmothers house we go.
