>>>>A married couple was on holiday
>>>>in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the
>>>>goods
>>>>and such when they passed this small sandal shop.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>From inside they heard the shopkeeper with
>>>>a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble
>>>>shop!"
>>>>
>>>>So the married couple walked in.
>>>>
>>>>The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you
>>>>would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex. "
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what
>>>>the
>>>>man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the
>>>>sex god he was. (YEAH, RIGHT!)
>>>>
>>>>The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex
>>>>freak?"
>>>>
>>>>The Jamaican replied,! "Just try dem on, Mon."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in,
>>>>and tried them on.
>>>>
>>>>As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his
>>>>eyes...something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
>>>>violently
>>>>over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and
>>>>grabbed
>>>>a firm hold of he Jamaican's hips.
>>>>
>>>>The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!
>>>>YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!!!!