I like the first one you said... that poor spider..had it home free......
Now, remembering that I like with two cats, that are both Toms...and terratorial........prolly some time in the last week. One night they started fighting, which doesnt affect me sleeping. *CRASH*
I pop up and go see what that crash was.......a plastic jug hitting the floor as they fought for the counter top space near the window. (freaking cats....gotta love em tho...)
When was the last time you actually drove slower then the speed limit to piss some one off?
The stupid thing should not have appeared while I was taking a shower, he HAD to die. Then I had to wash off the shampoo bottle that was the instrument if his demise.
I have never driven below the speed limit to piss someone off.
When was the last time you got a car wash?
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oh yes, you must always satisfy the monkey. Strong and Beautiful smells like a monkey
About a week ago I bought a half gallon of chocolate ice cream. Took 3 days to finish. I know you probably didn't mean plain ice cream but I hardly ever have it so it was a treat to me.
When was the last time you laughed really, really, hard?