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Uh OH


A  blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.  I  have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it 
started."  Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's  finished?"  The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a  tiger."  Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets  him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.  He  studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and  says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're never going to be able to  assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."  He gently takes her  hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. I'll prepare you a nice  cup of tea, and then .."
He  sighed................
 


 


 


 "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."


 



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that is good!!  sounds like something my oldest daughter would do!

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I think I will post that on myspace

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Oh that ne is good.

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