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A man was packing for a business trip and his 3-year old daughter was
having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,
"Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, the man reached out and stuck her tiny
fingers in his mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!"
pretending to eat them before he rushed out of the room again.
When he returned, his daughter was standing on the bed staring at her
fingers with a devastated look on her face.
He said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

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Buttercup wrote:
A man was packing for a business trip and his 3-year old daughter was
having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,
"Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, the man reached out and stuck her tiny
fingers in his mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!"
pretending to eat them before he rushed out of the room again.
When he returned, his daughter was standing on the bed staring at her
fingers with a devastated look on her face.
He said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
yuk

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ditto plush...


 


 


  yuk 



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EWWWW! I cant believe you and your nasal waste  (I cant even write the word for fear of grossing you out) aversion would post that......it is funny, though!

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Haha, I know. But it made me laugh.

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that was great!!


 


sounds like my daughters



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Bcups told a mucus joke....

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I know!! I don't know what is wrong with me.

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I know!! I don't know what is wrong with me.


photo withdraw?

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photo withdraw?


Maybe that's it, I've been missing something in my life that makes me laugh at nasal discharge.

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Maybe that's it, I've been missing something in my life that makes me laugh at nasal discharge.


Well I always like a good discharge

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Well I always like a good discharge






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You always do that to me! You just have to be more disgusting than anyone else!

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You always do that to me! You just have to be more disgusting than anyone else!
Amen to that

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You always do that to me! You just have to be more disgusting than anyone else!


Well I do have to be perfect at something, besides making Plush moan oh fuck yea!!!!!

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Photogrrlz wrote:

Buttercup wrote:



You always do that to me! You just have to be more disgusting than anyone else!


Well I do have to be perfect at something, besides making Plush moan oh fuck yea!!!!!


And there you go.

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sex, sex, sex. Is that all you people think about?

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And there you go.


Hey I aim to please..... BCups, wanna eat my fingers? They taste like Plush

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Plush wrote:
sex, sex, sex. Is that all you people think about?


I am sorry I cant seem to read with only my left eye

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Plush wrote:
sex, sex, sex. Is that all you people think about?


I am sorry I cant seem to read with only my left eye
you will live, a beer cap never killed anyone that I know of.

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you will live, a beer cap never killed anyone that I know of.


Yea only blind them

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Hey I aim to please..... BCups, wanna eat my fingers? They taste like Plush


Where is the vomit smiley?

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Where is the vomit smiley?


She taste great, less filling

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Found it.



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Buttercup wrote:
Found it.


I secvond that with a diff kinda vomit

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Photogrrlz wrote: You always do that to me! You just have to be more disgusting than anyone else!
I dont think so......MOOOOOHAHAHA

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I dont think so......MOOOOOHAHAHA


Oooo I feel a disgusting challenge coming on

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Oh, no.

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Bread Styx wrote: I dont think so......MOOOOOHAHAHA Oooo I feel a disgusting challenge coming on
Its probably just discharge.....you hearing any squishy noises when you walk? 

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