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texaschickeee


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KatScratch wrote:

If my bank account could talk, it would say, "I'm starving bitch!"

so true  so true


if my body could talk it would say, mve up north- get to snow.



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if my body could talk it would say...


 


on friday we are sleeping late. (vacation)



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If my computer could talk it would say "Shoot me"!


 


 



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If my cat could talk he would say "Quit lockin me in the bedroom when you have sex!"

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lol


if my car could talk it would say    change my oil PLEASE



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texaschickeee wrote:

lol if my car could talk it would say    change my oil PLEASE

 


Are you sure that it is your car wanting an oil change?



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nope. but im like 1500 over the milage. (but they are freeway miles)


 


 


I could always usse a lube job.


 


 


If my feet could talk they would say NO HEELS TOMORROW.



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texaschickeee wrote:

.....I could always usse a lube job.    

((I'm not gonna say nothing.........dammit-----OK what part needs lubed-up??))


 


If my back could talk it would say, chiropractor Please!!!!



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woodbutcher wrote:

texaschickeee wrote: .....I could always usse a lube job.     ((I'm not gonna say nothing.........dammit-----OK what part needs lubed-up??))   If my back could talk it would say, chiropractor Please!!!!

 


     


 


If my CAD could talk it would say " Happy Easter ! " 


 


 


New "upgrade" includes highlighting everything in a different color.


 


 


 


 



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if my halo could talk it would say my horns hold me up perfectly.


                                                        


 


 


 


 




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If my skin could talk .... it would say ... you cooked me ...

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did you salt and pepper it first? did you even rub butter or oil for a crisper burn?


 


 


cold cream hunny.....thts the best thing for it.


 


If my hair could talk it would say...stop putting me up. (then it gts down and burns)



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