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Easy..  just fill in the blank and what it would say....


If my cat could talk...it would say.....


Throw the fucking bell you dork....    It's time to play fetch



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If my puppy could talk, she would say let me bite your ears please.

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If my cat could talk, he would say I am YOUR master so go fetch that mouse yourself!

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If my throat could talk, it would say, about time you got off your ass to see a doctor for me.

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If my hubby's dick could talk, it would say NOW DAMIT, NOW!!!!

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KatScratch wrote:
If my hubby's dick could talk, it would say NOW DAMIT, NOW!!!!
omg Kat!!! That was too fucking funny.

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If my ass could talk ... it would say "Kiss My Ass"

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If my colon could talk, it would say, just keep me near the restroom with plenty of TP.

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If my SO's  tits could talk they would say .....Bite Me

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If my SO's  tits could talk they would say .....Bite Me


Are you sure your SO isnt Plush, she says bite me alot....

If my Plush could talk she would say bite me

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Photogrrlz wrote:

Straight Up wrote: If my SO's  tits could talk they would say .....Bite Me Are you sure your SO isnt Plush, she says bite me alot.... If my Plush could talk she would say bite me

Well If you need a break from bitting them,   send her over,   I'll give you a break.


If my pecker could talk...   it would say.....   Here Sheepy,  sheepy,   sheepy



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If a man's dick could talk it would say, "Enough already and use some lotion sandpaper hands!"

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if my lady bug could talk she would say..Im not a dog, Im a puppy girl....err


puppy princess.


 



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if my feet could talk, they wold howl in pain. (freakin heels)


 



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If my back could talk, it would be calling me psycho.

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If my back could talk, it would be calling me psycho.




DUMB ASS



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Plush wrote:


If my back could talk, it would be calling me psycho.


DUMB ASS
Well shit, like I knew i was going to be doing battle. I would have put my back brace on.

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Plush wrote:

Straight Up wrote: Plush wrote: If my back could talk, it would be calling me psycho. DUMB ASS Well shit, like I knew i was going to be doing battle. I would have put my back brace on.

Sounds like some shit I would have pulled.......years ago


I take it your going to survive???



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Straight Up wrote:
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Straight Up wrote: Plush wrote: If my back could talk, it would be calling me psycho. DUMB ASS Well shit, like I knew i was going to be doing battle. I would have put my back brace on.

Sounds like some shit I would have pulled.......years ago
I take it your going to survive???
Oh yes, i am tough. I feel better already. I will be pretty good tomorrow. Just have to watch that twisting. That's what gets me every time.

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If my butt could talk it would say   enough....   time to get up off me and back to work....


mmmmm....   Which way do I go?????



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Plush wrote:

Oh yes, i am tough. I feel better already. I will be pretty good tomorrow. Just have to watch that twisting. That's what gets me every time.


Is that why you didn't want to play Twister with me and MP?



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Not till someone washes those shit streaks. I see enough baby shit. Don't need to see grown men doin it.

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Plush wrote: Oh yes, i am tough. I feel better already. I will be pretty good tomorrow. Just have to watch that twisting. That's what gets me every time. Is that why you didn't want to play Twister with me and MP?
Is that a skid mark I see in MP's undies????

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Baseball Babe wrote:

If my ass could talk ... it would say "Kiss My Ass"
It would actually say KISS ME!!!

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If my LEFT hand could talk to my RIGHT hand it would say "hey  wanna double date this dick"

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if my fingers could talk they would say leave the key board alone.....

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If my lungs could talk they'd say "Stop smoking!"


 


 



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If my eyes could talk ... well ... they could tell some stories...


oh wait...         they do a pretty good job of talking sometimes anyway....            



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If my bank account could talk, it would say, "I'm starving bitch!"

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If my back could talk, it would say "Take it easy, Bitch."

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