I thought I was the only one that had super powers. X ray vision, more powerful than a speeding locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. LOL, I'd better stop now before my bubble bursts and come back to reality.
There he goes delirious again!
You need to slow down on those beers honey! 2 beers and polishing off my wine cooler and he thinks he's invincible!
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CTR man wrote: I thought I was the only one that had super powers. X ray vision, more powerful than a speeding locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. LOL, I'd better stop now before my bubble bursts and come back to reality. There he goes delirious again! You need to slow down on those beers honey! 2 beers and polishing off my wine cooler and he thinks he's invincible!
I am invincible. You just don't know it yet. LOL
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Kittylynn wrote: CTR man wrote: I thought I was the only one that had super powers. X ray vision, more powerful than a speeding locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. LOL, I'd better stop now before my bubble bursts and come back to reality. There he goes delirious again! You need to slow down on those beers honey! 2 beers and polishing off my wine cooler and he thinks he's invincible! I am invincible. You just don't know it yet. LOL
Why the hell do we still see you then?
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I think I just remembered my biggest pet peave. When the person before you in the shower doesn't put the thing down. You lean down to turn on the water and BAM. You are sprayed in the face. FUCKERS. You people know who you are
I think I just remembered my biggest pet peave. When the person before you in the shower doesn't put the thing down. You lean down to turn on the water and BAM. You are sprayed in the face. FUCKERS. You people know who you are
How about when someone takes a shower and slopps water all over the bathroom floor and doesn't clean it up! errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,, o,,,,, I don't see that to bad of a thinnnnnnnnnnnnng. ROFLMAO
KatScratch wrote: How about when someone takes a shower and slopps water all over the bathroom floor and doesn't clean it up! errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,, o,,,,, I don't see that to bad of a thinnnnnnnnnnnnng. ROFLMAO
Until the next person goes in there and slips and falls on their ass! My kids do this all the time!!!!! Drives me crazy!!!! They already have a towel in hand after the shower, dry the dam floor before yah leave!
what about when the kids make sandwiches for lunch and leave bread crumbs all over the table as well as globs of jelly?
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Until the next person goes in there and slips and falls on their ass! My kids do this all the time!!!!! Drives me crazy!!!! They already have a towel in hand after the shower, dry the dam floor before yah leave! what about when the kids make sandwiches for lunch and leave bread crumbs all over the table as well as globs of jelly?
Well, maybe they should be more careful how they walk. ROFMAO, ROFMAO
Now, the crumbs and jelly thing,,,, YES, off with their heads!!!!!!!! Thats just rude. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
I almost packed my bags and left this house last night ......my husband had a fit because our daughter made a mess (a big turbo mess) ....in short, the carpet cleaners will be here soon. I kept my cool for awhile until he started really pissing me off with complaints about our daughter just being a kid.....granted, it sucks when they do what they do sometimes, but dont get on my ass because she is normal and is on destruct mode sometimes.......I do my best...most of the time
Last night, I slept upstairs, he growled goodbye this a.m., did my mommy duties, bought this kick-ass turbo hand vac for the house and my car. Home Depot is my new mommy heaven on earth. He called to apologize, I knew everything would be ok......until I found a ketchup packet open on the same carpet that was messed up yesterday. A packet he threw on the floor on a fit of, "The house looks like shit anyway...why should I care anymore" rage. There is ketchup on my crop pants and on the carpet.
Fuck Pet Peeves...I will be dead before I am 40(thats one year and 3 months, by the way) if I keep getting pissed off about little things that can be avoided or fixed.
There , I vented......Prozac, anyone?
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I think I just remembered my biggest pet peave. When the person before you in the shower doesn't put the thing down. You lean down to turn on the water and BAM. You are sprayed in the face. FUCKERS. You people know who you are
Photo why did you leave plush's shower head up?
Plush maybe you guys moved in up during the heat of the moment last night while both of you were showering. Every think about this.
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Toby101 wrote: Plush wrote: I think I just remembered my biggest pet peave. When the person before you in the shower doesn't put the thing down. You lean down to turn on the water and BAM. You are sprayed in the face. FUCKERS. You people know who you are
Photo why did you leave plush's shower head up? Plush maybe you guys moved in up during the heat of the moment last night while both of you were showering. Every think about this.
Actually like 75% of the people i know do this. Including my son. And I don't get nasty in the shower, too bright.
Today...I just dont care. I almost packed my bags and left this house last night ......my husband had a fit because our daughter made a mess (a big turbo mess) ....in short, the carpet cleaners will be here soon. I kept my cool for awhile until he started really pissing me off with complaints about our daughter just being a kid.....granted, it sucks when they do what they do sometimes, but dont get on my ass because she is normal and is on destruct mode sometimes.......I do my best...most of the time Last night, I slept upstairs, he growled goodbye this a.m., did my mommy duties, bought this kick-ass turbo hand vac for the house and my car. Home Depot is my new mommy heaven on earth. He called to apologize, I knew everything would be ok......until I found a ketchup packet open on the same carpet that was messed up yesterday. A packet he threw on the floor on a fit of, "The house looks like shit anyway...why should I care anymore" rage. There is ketchup on my crop pants and on the carpet. Fuck Pet Peeves...I will be dead before I am 40(thats one year and 3 months, by the way) if I keep getting pissed off about little things that can be avoided or fixed. There , I vented......Prozac, anyone?
no...no prozac. I would have taken so muich then blown it too.
i would also let him know tht you found that packet and that HE made THAT mess......
stepping in water while wearing socks..... example: someone gets a glass of ice and drops an ice cube in the floor and does not pick it up. you are the lucky one wh steps in the puddle of water, now your socks are wet.....
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laboo wrote: stepping in water while wearing socks..... example: someone gets a glass of ice and drops an ice cube in the floor and does not pick it up. you are the lucky one wh steps in the puddle of water, now your socks are wet.....
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I bet you dont have adog? ladybug LOVES ice.....and to leave it places.......