3. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? no 4. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? no 5. Ever been so drunk you passed out? no 6. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)no
7. Thrown up from drinking too much? yes...one time
8. Had sex in a car? yes.
9. Had sex in a park? no...
10. Had sex in a movie theater? Nope...
11. Had sex in a bathroom? no...
12. Had sex at work? no...
13. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? no...
14. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? no...
15. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? no
16. Is there someone you wished you NEVER had sex with? Yes...
17. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? no...
18. Have you ever had a threesome? No
19. Have you ever had a foursome? Nope...
20. Are your breasts real?Yes...
21. Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)? Hell no...
22. Have you ever kissed a stranger? no...
23. How old were you when you first had sex? 15 (i wish i had waited) 24. Have you ever had a one night stand? no
1. Ever been to a strip club? yes 2. Ever been to a bar? Yes... 3. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? no 4. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? yes 5. Ever been so drunk you passed out? yes 6. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives) no
7. Thrown up from drinking too much? yes 8. Had sex in a car? yes 9. Had sex in a park? Yes... 10. Had sex in a movie theater? no 11. Had sex in a bathroom? yes 12. Had sex at work? yes 13. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? yea 14. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? yes 15. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? no 16. Is there someone you wished you NEVER had sex with? Yes... 17. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? maybe 18. Have you ever had a threesome? Well kinda ... 19. Have you ever had a foursome? Nope... 20. Are your breasts real?Yes... 21. Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)? Hell no... 22. Have you ever kissed a stranger? yes 23. How old were you when you first had sex? 19 24. Have you ever had a one night stand? yes 25. Were you honest in this survey? Yes...
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"Fix your attention on God. You'll be changed from the inside out" Romans 12, verse 2
1. Ever been to a strip club? Yes 2. Ever been to a bar? Yes 3. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? No 4. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? No 5. Ever been so drunk you passed out? Yes 6. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? Yes 7. Thrown up from drinking too much? Yes 8. Had sex in a car? Yes 9. Had sex in a park? Yes 10. Had sex in a movie theater? No 11. Had sex in a bathroom? Yes 12. Had sex at work? No 13. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes 14. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? Yes 15. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? Yes 16. Is there someone you wished you NEVER had sex with? Yes 17. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? Yes 18. Have you ever had a threesome? Yes 19. Have you ever had a foursome? No 20. Are your breasts real? Yes 21. Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)? No 22. Have you ever kissed a stranger? No 23. How old were you when you first had sex? 15 24. Have you ever had a one night stand? No 25. Were you honest in this survey? Yes
3. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? I dont think so
4. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? Yes sirree 5. Ever been so drunk you passed out? yes, WOW was that a night, if you wanna know just ask...
6. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? NOPE, NEEEVVERERRRR
7. Thrown up from drinking too much? yes, too many times
8. Had sex in a car? Yes, sorta
9. Had sex in a park? Nope
10. Had sex in a movie theater? Nope...
11. Had sex in a bathroom? Yes...Oh yeah
12. Had sex at work? Yes...yes yes.
13. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes...
14. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? Yes...
15. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? No, what the fuk are strappies??? PHOTO 16. Is there someone you wished you NEVER had sex with? hmmm, nope
17. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? Yes...NEIGHBOR GIRL...
18. Have you ever had a threesome? damn, NO
19. Have you ever had a foursome? Nope...
20. Are your breasts real?Yes...HAHA
21. Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)? No, but I am willing to try..
22. Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yes...
23. How old were you when you first had sex? 16
24. Have you ever had a one night stand? Sorta, hehe, Yes
25. Were you honest in this survey? Yes...
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A monday morning lunatic disturbed from time to time...
1. Ever been to a strip club? No 2. Ever been to a bar? Yes, but only to deliver pizza. 3. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? No 4. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? No 5. Ever been so drunk you passed out? No 6. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? No 7. Thrown up from drinking too much? Yes 8. Had sex in a car? Yes 9. Had sex in a park? Yes 10. Had sex in a movie theater? No 11. Had sex in a bathroom? No
12. Had sex at work? No 13. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes 14. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? Yes 15. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? No 16. Is there someone you wished you NEVER had sex with? No
17. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? Yes 18. Have you ever had a threesome? No
19. Have you ever had a foursome? No 20. Are your breasts real? Yes 21. Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)? No 22. Have you ever kissed a stranger? No 23. How old were you when you first had sex? 23 24. Have you ever had a one night stand? No 25. Were you honest in this survey? Yes
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There are three kinds of people in this world.
Those that make things happen.
Those that watch things happen.
Those that wonder what happened.
Which one are you?