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USofAcop wrote:
Do you got a weiner?


Yes. A whale weiner. Contrary to popular belief, that's why I walk funny.

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Dorkman wrote:

USofAcop wrote: Do you got a weiner? Yes. A whale weiner. Contrary to popular belief, that's why I walk funny.
hahaha nice now USA is gonna want it in his ass hahahahah I cant believe you answered him he is obsessed with penis

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Yes very obsessed. Maybe you'll share with the group?

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I'm obsessed with mine. How can it be so big? And sometimes, when WOMEN are around, it gets even bigger.









Sorry guys.

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Dorkman wrote:

I'm obsessed with mine. How can it be so big? And sometimes, when WOMEN are around, it gets even bigger. Sorry guys.
hahahahaahhaah USA will be right there to help lmao

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ON MY WAY!!

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proudcowife wrote:
Dorkman wrote:
I'm obsessed with mine. How can it be so big? And sometimes, when WOMEN are around, it gets even bigger. Sorry guys.
hahahahaahhaah USA will be right there to help lmao


I can handle it on my own. Luckily I'm very strong as well.






It's sad when you have to "handle it on your own."









Ladies? Some help please?







I SAID PLEASE!!!!!




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Dorkman wrote:
I'm obsessed with mine. How can it be so big? And sometimes, when WOMEN are around, it gets even bigger.









Sorry guys.
I bet you say that to all the girls.

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Plush wrote:

Dorkman wrote:
I'm obsessed with mine. How can it be so big? And sometimes, when WOMEN are around, it gets even bigger.









Sorry guys.
I bet you say that to all the girls.


The ones that stay around long enough...

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makes me wonder  is that a red flag and why do you scare them off?????????????

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Welcome to the zoo Dorkman...you'll fit in well with the other animals...LOL

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welcome


welcome


welcome



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I see Whaledickman fits in quite well here.  Welcome aboard.  This place is like one of those pretty places that have all the nice trees and flowers and stands a hundred yards off the road,  behind the gate and fence.  Its electric fence too.  Once you come in you never get out.


HEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP  ME...



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proudcowife wrote:
makes me wonder  is that a red flag and why do you scare them off?????????????


Inexperience and shyness in a 50/50 mix. One seems to reinforce the other.

Hopefully that's just a yellow flag...

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lol...you're the one in control sweetie! yes, yellow....hahahaha

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btw - the avatar fits!

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Sweet Titts wrote:
btw - the avatar fits!

But his dick fits better apparently. lol

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oh, my.....lmao

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I thought only women had penis envy. I AM learning a lot on this forum!

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I don't have penis envy. Unless I am denied it (which would drive me wild!)

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Sweet Titts wrote:
I don't have penis envy. Unless I am denied it (which would drive me wild!)

You have obviously been denied it lately then babe.

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Not denied. I just haven't requested lately. Finals are in 2 weeks and I just started a new job, so I haven't thought about it much.

Until yesterday that is....

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lol

-- Edited by Sweet Titts at 21:16, 2006-04-29

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I reckon you should get your finals out of the way then fuck like a rabbit to make up for the past then, think of me at the time though.

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You people are so strange

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Plush wrote:
You people are so strange

that's why you love us! and us you of course

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Welcome.  If you're the king of dorks then you should feel right at home here.

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Uh, Dorkman.  Check out the pics in Proudcowifes signature line.   Thats what happened to the last guy who started making comments about his dick on the forum.  LOL Toby.  I would watch your back if I were you.  That is unless you like that sort of thing.  We have a horny homo here on the forum.  I'm sure you can figure out who that is.


Seriously though, Have fun posting here.  Some of us are on myspace as well if you care to go over there as well.  There are a couple of threads on this forum about it.  You just have to find them.  See Toby or Photo for more details.



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Thanks CTR. I will heed your warnings. I'll check out the other forum too I think I know at least 1 other person there.



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