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Hello. I am Dorkman, King of the Dorks. I have been orderd to join this forum as part of a tough love style therapy administered by a good friend of mine. She thinks it will help me become accustomed to the land of the Sort-of-Normal People. I have tried to convince her I am beyond help. I said: "You're not the boss of me!!" I was wrong. Very wrong. So now I am here.







Hello all!

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Welcome and i am not afraid i scare myself sometimes lol jump in have a blast

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Damn! It was like pulling teeth to get you here.


Welcome! And have fun! LOL

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Fresh Meat! hahaha

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Sounds like a load of bollocks to me.

Welcome aboard Dorkman, and if you frighten me, i will just hide behind proudcowife.

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That's you! It even says so!

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proudcowife wrote:
Welcome and i am not afraid i scare myself sometimes lol jump in have a blast


Thanks for the nice welcome!


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Welcome to the forum

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What's who? And what says so?


@Sparky - What's a load of bullocks, and what are bullocks?

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Well I suppose that I should be nice and say hi


 


HI



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sparky wrote:
Sounds like a load of bollocks to me.

Welcome aboard Dorkman, and if you frighten me, i will just hide behind proudcowife.


She may find that insulting...

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proudcowife wrote: Welcome and i am not afraid i scare myself sometimes lol jump in have a blast Thanks for the nice welcome!
yw and sparky will hide behind me because he  is my slave like a pet hahah sparks

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woodbutcher wrote:
Well I suppose that I should be nice and say hi
 
HI



Woodbutcher, that is uncharacteristic of you. Be nice to the new member.

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Dorkman wrote:

sparky wrote: Sounds like a load of bollocks to me. Welcome aboard Dorkman, and if you frighten me, i will just hide behind proudcowife. She may find that insulting...
insulting no never muahahahhaahaha

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Sweet Titts wrote:
What's who? And what says so?


@Sparky - What's a load of bullocks, and what are bullocks?


I was guessing you are Fresh Meat because it says so under your Avatar. Maybe it just says that on my computer...


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Sweet Titts wrote:
What's who? And what says so?


@Sparky - What's a load of bullocks, and what are bullocks?

TESTICLES

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Dorkman wrote:

Sweet Titts wrote:
What's who? And what says so?


@Sparky - What's a load of bullocks, and what are bullocks?


I was guessing you are Fresh Meat because it says so under your Avatar. Maybe it just says that on my computer...


Mine says fresh meat because I requested that subtitle. All n00bs are fresh meat by default tho.


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Buttercup wrote:

Woodbutcher, that is uncharacteristic of you. Be nice to the new member.
OK if you insist, I'll be nice

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OK if you insist, I'll be nice


I've got my eye on you.

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sparky wrote:

Sweet Titts wrote:
What's who? And what says so?


@Sparky - What's a load of bullocks, and what are bullocks?

TESTICLES

wtf?

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I just looked up "bullock"

1. Young Bull
2. Castrated Bull

Tough love indeed!



I have to go scream in imaginary male pain now....

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yw and sparky will hide behind me because he  is my slave like a pet hahah sparks

You just want to pet my snake pcw, be honest.

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I just looked up "bullock" 1. Young Bull 2. Castrated Bull Tough love indeed! I have to go scream in imaginary male pain now....
hahahah thats funny but  sparky is like a brit

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Dorkman wrote:
I just looked up "bullock"

1. Young Bull
2. Castrated Bull

Tough love indeed!



I have to go scream in imaginary male pain now....

Should of been bollock not bullock, Sweet fucked up.

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Buttercup wrote:

 I've got my eye on you.

 


Cool, can I watch too????



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proudcowife wrote:
Dorkman wrote:
I just looked up "bullock" 1. Young Bull 2. Castrated Bull Tough love indeed! I have to go scream in imaginary male pain now....
hahahah thats funny but  sparky is like a brit

That all suited me really, considering my birth sign is Taurus.

And I am not like a brit, I am a brit.

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proudcowife wrote: yw and sparky will hide behind me because he  is my slave like a pet hahah sparks You just want to pet my snake pcw, be honest.

sorry hun im here to tease  and control the animals never sample lol

-- Edited by proudcowife at 22:39, 2006-04-28

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sparky wrote:

Dorkman wrote:
I just looked up "bullock"

1. Young Bull
2. Castrated Bull

Tough love indeed!



I have to go scream in imaginary male pain now....

Should of been bollock not bullock, Sweet fucked up.

I like fucking up. Thanks for the compliment.

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sparky wrote:


That all suited me really, considering my birth sign is Taurus.

And I am not like a brit, I am a brit.



Isn't it "bollocks?"

Never mind.

-- Edited by Buttercup at 22:40, 2006-04-28

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welcome to Bizarro Land.................................

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