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hello


Hi everyone! I'm new here, but I saw a lovely tongue flappin' around that I'd like to get in touch with. Can anyone help me?

His aim is to please the ladies more than himself?!?! OMG! I am in heaven....sigh.

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You ain't in heaven yet babe, you got to meet me first. ;)

I never knew your real name before, nice name.

-- Edited by sparky at 18:39, 2006-04-26

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It's about time. I have been dying to meet you...I'm weak in the knees but I need them to quiver.

I like your priorities. I think we can work something out. ; )

-- Edited by Sweet Titts at 18:40, 2006-04-26

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Okay. That was a bit too much, sorry. eek!

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Sweet Titts wrote:

Okay. That was a bit too much, sorry. eek!


Actually I thought it was great, me knees nearly started to quiver as well.

-- Edited by sparky at 18:46, 2006-04-26

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Welcome. Have fun.

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you two need to go get a room before the peeps gobble her up!


and also before I get to her!!!!



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woodbutcher wrote:

you two need to go get a room before the peeps gobble her up!
and also before I get to her!!!!



You actually already know me! ; ) And when I propositioned you before you didn't bite. But if you're real sweet I might be able to forgive you. hmmmm

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Sweet Titts?

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Buttercup wrote:

Sweet Titts?


yes...what's the question butternipples?

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Plush wrote:

Welcome. Have fun.


Thanks hoochie. I always do. : )

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Sweet Titts wrote:


You actually already know me! ; ) And when I propositioned you before you didn't bite. But if you're real sweet I might be able to forgive you. hmmmm


hmmmmmm what can I do to be sweet????? 


offer you chocolates??  kisses??? 


and I still don't bite  BTW



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Sweet Titts wrote:


Plush wrote:
Welcome. Have fun.

Thanks hoochie. I always do. : )



I have created a monster

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woodbutcher wrote:

Sweet Titts wrote:
You actually already know me! ; ) And when I propositioned you before you didn't bite. But if you're real sweet I might be able to forgive you. hmmmm

hmmmmmm what can I do to be sweet????? 
offer you chocolates??  kisses??? 
and I still don't bite  BTW



That's all that you can think of to be sweet? Doesn't quite do it for me.

And do you at least nibble?

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At least he had the right intentions.

I don't, I'm just going in for the kill on this one.

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sparky wrote:

At least he had the right intentions.

I don't, I'm just going in for the kill on this one.



Sounds like good intentions to me. Your sig states some of the best intentions I've ever heard.

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sparky wrote:

You ain't in heaven yet babe, you got to meet me first. ;)

I never knew your real name before, nice name.-- Edited by sparky at 18:39, 2006-04-26



Thanks. Can you see my real name?

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Sweet Titts wrote:


sparky wrote:
At least he had the right intentions.

I don't, I'm just going in for the kill on this one.

Sounds like good intentions to me. Your sig states some of the best intentions I've ever heard.



I knew I would win you over one day, you just need to post here more often now.

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Sweet Titts wrote:


sparky wrote:
You ain't in heaven yet babe, you got to meet me first. ;)

I never knew your real name before, nice name.-- Edited by sparky at 18:39, 2006-04-26

Thanks. Can you see my real name?



Yep.

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Welcome Young Lady to the site . I am new here myself I hope you have lots of fun And it sounds like it already has being for you. 

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Sweet Titts wrote:


 And do you at least nibble?

of course, I nibble, lick, and suck in those places that all ladies like attention paid to 

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Hey Sweet Titts a pic of you would be nice, I wanna see if you really do have Sweet Titts.

There is a thread for ladies pics somewhere.

Otherwise you could just pm me one.

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Hey Sweet Titts a pic of you would be nice, I wanna see if you really do have Sweet Titts.

Of course she does-- but I'll not get into how I know

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sparky wrote:

Hey Sweet Titts a pic of you would be nice, I wanna see if you really do have Sweet Titts.

There is a thread for ladies pics somewhere.

Otherwise you could just pm me one.



I actually would post a picture, but the only pictures of myself on my machine is off of a scanner and the pictures look horrible. You can't really even see me. : ( If you can fix a picture I'll send it to you.

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Sweet Titts wrote:


I actually would post a picture, but the only pictures of myself on my machine is off of a scanner and the pictures look horrible. You can't really even see me. : ( If you can fix a picture I'll send it to you.



Send it to me anyway, if I can fix it I will, but I won't promise anything.

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woodbutcher wrote:

sparky wrote:
Hey Sweet Titts a pic of you would be nice, I wanna see if you really do have Sweet Titts.
Of course she does-- but I'll not get into how I know



Thanks. Now that is really sweet. LOL

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Sweet Titts wrote:

I actually would post a picture, but the only pictures of myself on my machine is off of a scanner and the pictures look horrible. You can't really even see me. : ( If you can fix a picture I'll send it to you.

Send it to me anyway, if I can fix it I will, but I won't promise anything.



Do you know how to fix them? Get rid of red eye, make it not fuzzy, and make it not so dark? How big does it need to be to fix it?

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I am so fucking confused now.

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Sweet Titts wrote:


Thanks. Now that is really sweet. LOL

A gentleman never tells how he knows

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sparky wrote:

I am so fucking confused now.


Okay...why?


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