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You know you're trailer trash when...

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.

Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"

Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.

Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

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TJAW, see, we're equal opportunity.  Everyone is fair game.

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hahaha I guess zombie ain't so bad after all.

They were good.

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Zombie wrote:

TJAW, see, we're equal opportunity.  Everyone is fair game.
You are correct, this is equal opportunity, anyone can live in a trailer.

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Those are funny.

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TJAW wrote:

You are correct, this is equal opportunity, anyone can live in a trailer.


And not anyone who lives in a trailer is trash.

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Buttercup wrote:



And not anyone who lives in a trailer is trash.


well speak for yourself...nice home you have



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Good to see you lent her your car to tow it though MP.

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That was nice of him. He didn't need it anyway, he was working at home that day.




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lol, So he is not into monkeys after all, he is into dogs & belts, wonder what the connection is. lol

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sparky wrote:
lol, So he is not into monkeys after all, he is into dogs & belts, wonder what the connection is. lol


He was trying to throw people off track, he was being stealthy.

-- Edited by Buttercup at 01:26, 2006-04-02

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haha

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MP_handler wrote:
haha

No real comment then MP?
Well thats a first. lol

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He's really quite an entrepreneur. Here's the other end of his house.




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Here's the back of his house. I really shouldn't have pissed him off that day, he locked me inside with his monkeys.




ok, i have to go now, he's going to kill me

-- Edited by Buttercup at 01:23, 2006-04-02

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you are going to get it!

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haha those are really good Bc

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Buttercup wrote:

TJAW wrote: You are correct, this is equal opportunity, anyone can live in a trailer. And not anyone who lives in a trailer is trash.
Thank you very much.  I live in a double wide one.  Carry on and continue. lol

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Here's the back of his house. I really shouldn't have pissed him off that day, he locked me inside with his monkeys. ok, i have to go now, he's going to kill me-- Edited by Buttercup at 01:23, 2006-04-02
Is that you standing in the window, Buttercup?  I thought you liked monkeys.

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Is that you standing in the window, Buttercup?  I thought you liked monkeys.

haha I never even spotted that. lol

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what's up with the monkey's?

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Bushwacker wrote:

what's up with the monkey's?
Ask Buttercup and/or MP

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CTR man wrote:
Bushwacker wrote:
what's up with the monkey's?
Ask Buttercup and/or MP

Or better still, don't ask, they will never tell you straight

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Maybe you should ask the Monkeys.  And I don't mean the rock group either.



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CTR man wrote:
Maybe you should ask the Monkeys.  And I don't mean the rock group either.

I would hardly class The Monkeys as a rock group.

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I stand corrected.

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At least he was nice enough to cook lunch for me on his grill.




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Then he helped Sparky work on his car.









-- Edited by Buttercup at 00:34, 2006-04-04

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