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texaschickeee


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here we go. step by step.


get the pack of mac out, start boiling water. (in a pot that is full of water)


cut the thing of velvetta in half, or store brand -or what ever you use. 


cut the cheese into pieces (i cut half way long way then several times across. make sure your able to use shapr metal objects before attempting. if needed get permission) and put in a micro safe bowl with some milk and a little butter.


put the mac into the boiling water at this time.


put the cheese into the mic and start for 2 minutes. 


when the cheese buzz goes off, stir the psta and watch it from boiling over.


take the cheese out of the mic and stir. (yes yhou can use one spoon.)


after about 5 more minutes tst the mac.


drain the mac and then add to the melted cheese.


vola 


mac and cheese, no box to get your blood presurre up and make a monkeyt out of you


and so easy even this blonde can do it.


 


 



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ninjagirl


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But isnt there still a box involved? eg pasta noodles flying everywhere still. I hate stepping on those fuckers. especially when they break and stick in the bottom of your foot. ouch.

Tried the plastic bags of noodles too. bite at the corner, rip to tear open, pasta flying everywhere, kids screaming 'my eye, my eye'...



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Easy Eman


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Hey Nutterbutts why dont you come over and cook hehehe get it COOK  for me and my kids.


OK for all those bashing me {i kinda like the attention}  I got one the other day to open perfectly.  As far as that fred guy yeah it was supposed to be SANFORD.  White trash, black trash  all the same TRAILER crap


I do like this thread. Anyone try that canned mac and cheese stuff? looks good.  BUT any of us with kids know the 'control' factor. 
P.S.  We use ANNIES or KRAFT Scooby, Spongebob or Rugrats. 



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Easy Eman wrote:

Hey Nutterbutts why dont you come over and cook hehehe get it COOK  for me and my kids. OK for all those bashing me {i kinda like the attention}  I got one the other day to open perfectly.  As far as that fred guy yeah it was supposed to be SANFORD.  White trash, black trash  all the same TRAILER crap I do like this thread. Anyone try that canned mac and cheese stuff? looks good.  BUT any of us with kids know the 'control' factor.  P.S.  We use ANNIES or KRAFT Scooby, Spongebob or Rugrats. 

Yes, I get it.  Sure, I'll come over and cook Kraft blue box for you and your kids.  How much will you pay me?



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^^ my service is paid in screams and moans^^ how much you need?

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OK I just realized that TEXASCHIKEE gave that recipie not butternutters.  Hey Texas, come on over and cook for me..

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Oh, so my cooking isn't good enough?  I see.......

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Yes, e-bro..I know the control factor when it comes to kids.


I only buy Kraft mac and cheese shapes when its on sale. If I dont have it; she eats what we have. If she claims she wont eat unless she has flippin shaped macaroni, I tell her that she will be hungry and that I wont change my mind, nor will I run to the store to buy what she wants (I know people who have done that). She wont starve if she misses one meal. I then tell her that mommy does not run a restaurant and that she will eat what I have and what I have planned to serve for dinner. She has a choice for lunch and that is it....breakfast is usually cereal unless she asks for pancakes or eggs. Thats not often; she loves cereal.   


 As far as opening those blasted boxes.......just rip the top off. I have little time for perforated boxes and think the whole idea is designed to make us look stupid. It's a conspiracy.....



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Being very multiple I would need at least 20. Then I would brave an eye injury for you.


Btw, I get one on insertion and one every minute thereafter so as long as you can last 20 minutes im good



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ninjagirl wrote:

 Btw, I get one on insertion and one every minute thereafter so as long as you can last 20 minutes im good

One on insertion....what in the name of Hades are you talking about?


I am lost, now...help me.



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Easy Eman wrote:

^^ my service is paid in screams and moans^^ how much you need?
20 for me please..

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:ninjagirl wrote:


Being very multiple I would need at least 20. Then I would brave an eye injury for you. Btw, I get one on insertion and one every minute thereafter so as long as you can last 20 minutes im good



 


Never mind, I see it was out of context.



-- Edited by Buttercup at 11:23, 2006-02-27

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Btw eman...that is EXACTLY what my ass looks like now. I was a naughty girl last week. I needed a good spank. So naughty you can STILL see the hand print lol


<-old pic lol


 



-- Edited by ninjagirl at 20:03, 2006-02-27

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Easy Eman wrote:


OK I just realized that TEXASCHIKEE gave that recipie not butternutters.  Hey Texas, come on over and cook for me..


would love too.


 


I love to cook.


sorry b cups.  you can do it next week.


and as far as bread styx... good going with the bonderies with the kid. I cant stand eople tht cater to them and help them become brats as adults.


they need to learn young how to eat a vairtiy of foods, wanted or not. and nope they wont strave missing one meal.


 


my sis -in law says " too bad, be hungry or eat now." and places the plate in front of them. (they have 2 boys 6 and 4. )



-- Edited by texaschickeee at 19:56, 2006-02-27

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I hate it when the can opener wont work. How the hell do you open a can when this happens?


*cursin' and stompin' tryin' to find a screw driver and hammer*



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OK so its been awhile.  Know what else I cant fukin stand??
 "Tear here to open"  Resealable bag.   BULL FUCKING SHIT...


Tysons pre-cooked chicken,  tear here and reseal.  NO fucking way. I gotta rip the damn bag open with my teef and eat the whole she-bang...


No resealing here dude...



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You may want to see a foodeoligist about the way you are eating, there may be more to this then just you being too dumb to operate a box or bag.

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Try Micky D's or perhaps BK.....


Leave the tough stuff for us educated folk...



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Straight Up wrote:
Try Micky D's or perhaps BK.....
Leave the tough stuff for us educated folk...


Yea, what str8 up said, leave it to the smicks

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Photogrrlz wrote:

Straight Up wrote:
Try Micky D's or perhaps BK.....
Leave the tough stuff for us educated folk...


Yea, what str8 up said, leave it to the smicks
Better than a DICK.....dumb hick.

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You may want to see a foodeoligist about the way you are eating, there may be more to this then just you being too dumb to operate a box or bag.



Foodeologist?

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Easy Eman wrote:

 I fucking hate that sentence.  PUSH HERE TO OPEN.  Ive been opening Mac and Cheese boxes for about 5 years now and NOT A SINGLE FUCKING BOX has opened when pushed there... WTF.... Please discuss
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I think I have a food issue.  Just yesterday I had to go to court in the AM,  si I go to Panera for my French Toast bagels and coffee.  They are out...SO i get back on the road and figure Ill hit McNastys for a coffee and egg McSchmuffin.  I sit in drive-through for 5 minutes and it dont move so I boogie out and now Iam thinking IAM HUNGRY.   I find a Einsteins Bagel.  Havbe a nice egg bagel and coffee and get to court.  Damn case was postponed,  so I get 4 hours OT for about 2 hours of TRYING TO FIND BREAKFAST...

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You do need a foodiologist.

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Buttercup wrote:

You do need a foodiologist.
Iam looking more for a ORALOlogist...

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