Push here to Open

Easy Eman · Mr. Cool

Push here to Open

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

Yes, on occasion the perforations in those boxes don't seem to work very well. Perhaps you should just bypass those instructions altogether and simply tear off the top of the box. Or buy Stouffer's frozen. Or make it from scratch.

Easy Eman · Mr. Cool

Buttercup wrote:

Yes, on occasion the perforations in those boxes don't seem to work very well. Perhaps you should just bypass those instructions altogether and simply tear off the top of the box. Or buy Stouffer's frozen. Or make it from scratch.

OK first off SCRATCH this!!!

Next off- My kids are very ANAL about what kind of CRAP I force, eer I mean feed them. And only Annies and or KRaFT will do. Scooby-doo, Spongebob, or ANnies white cheddar or the other kind of CHEDDAR...

Fukin kids...

Merk911 · MP's Pimp

Hey E, I solved your problem...

+ =

USofAcop · Banned

Easy Eman wrote:

I fucking hate that sentence. PUSH HERE TO OPEN. Ive been opening Mac and Cheese boxes for about 5 years now and NOT A SINGLE FUCKING BOX has opened when pushed there... WTF.... Please discuss

Do you live in a trailer? Are you white?

laboo · Boobs

LMAO.......

Straight Up · Beer please

Weelll If your to fucking stupid to open a box..... I hope they don't make you carry your one bullet in a pocket with a button on it.....

Easy Eman · Mr. Cool

Straight Up wrote:

Weelll If your to fucking stupid to open a box..... I hope they don't make you carry your one bullet in a pocket with a button on it.....

Me stoopid?? spel much?? Too FCUKING stupid...

I just end up ripping the top of the box off.

PLUS this is a real topic, hard to open packages, its been in the magazines like Consumer Reports, and a new gadget just hit the market for HARD TO OPEN SHIT

Easy Eman · Mr. Cool

USofAcop wrote:

Easy Eman wrote: I fucking hate that sentence. PUSH HERE TO OPEN. Ive been opening Mac and Cheese boxes for about 5 years now and NOT A SINGLE FUCKING BOX has opened when pushed there... WTF.... Please discuss Do you live in a trailer? Are you white?

Uh NO and YES.

I just give the kids what they want and that happens to be Mac and Cheese.

texaschickeee · Seductively Sassy

yes the box can be tricky at times (its called knife the box)

and picky eaters might throw a fit at first, but sctach is best and just as easy.,\\

but oh well

happy mac n cheesin it.(its always been a great kid fav)

Date: Feb 24, 2006

Just tell 'em too eat the container as well, shouldnt do too much harm to them.
It never has tome....................

mote
mtoe
toem

to me, I meant.

(except to the extent that I dont know what i am typing anymore]

USofAcop · Banned

Easy Eman wrote:

USofAcop wrote: Do you live in a trailer? Are you white? Uh NO and YES. I just give the kids what they want and that happens to be Mac and Cheese.

Well that rules out my white trash theory

Easy Eman · Mr. Cool

USofAcop wrote:

Easy Eman wrote: USofAcop wrote: Do you live in a trailer? Are you white? Uh NO and YES. I just give the kids what they want and that happens to be Mac and Cheese. Well that rules out my white trash theory

I for once am at a loss for a comeback.

AND FUCK NO IAM NOT WHITE TRAILER TRASH. I live in a middle class 'hood, no rusted out Fred Sampson trucks on blocks around here.

deputy dinosaur · Stinky

I agree, why do they put those fake perforations on the corner of the boxes. All that happens is the corner of the box gets smashed..and by the time you pry the frekin thing open, the little noodles fly into the burner section and catch on fire.

ninjagirl · Lesbian with one exception

I do like this thread.....

Tear the top of the box....why didnt i...that wouldve been better than carefully attempting to cut each perforation in the u shape and then wind up ripping the top off anyway with stoopid noodles flying everywhere hitting the burner catching on fire.......

Note to self: You are too blonde for perforations! Try to remember that. That is all. Stop typing. Note to self is over now. Please people, stop reading you are only incouraging her...

Note to self: Stop talking to self...end of note. Oh, not again......Go away. Try dying your hair brown.

USofAcop · Banned

Easy Eman wrote:

USofAcop wrote: Easy Eman wrote: AND FUCK NO IAM NOT WHITE TRAILER TRASH. I live in a middle class 'hood, no rusted out Fred Sampson trucks on blocks around here.

Who the hell is Fred Sampson?

CTR man · Sweetypeach

I think he means Fred Sanford from the TV show Sanford and Son

He was played by Redd Foxx if I'm not mistaken.

CTR man · Sweetypeach

Easy Eman wrote:

USofAcop wrote: Easy Eman wrote: USofAcop wrote: Do you live in a trailer? Are you white? Uh NO and YES. I just give the kids what they want and that happens to be Mac and Cheese. Well that rules out my white trash theory I for once am at a loss for a comeback. AND FUCK NO IAM NOT WHITE TRAILER TRASH. I live in a middle class 'hood, no rusted out Fred Sanford trucks on blocks around here.

Uh Oh I think I'm guilty here 'cause I can answer yes to both questions here. *note* They're called Mobile Home's or Modular Homes. Trailers are RV's. If anyone tried that in my Park their vehicle would be towed. Management considers it litter. Usually other factors involved. Residents usually get evicted for failure to pay rent, unwanted police activity, among other things.

What brand is the Mac & Cheese. Even I can open a box of mac & cheese. Maybe that is the problem.

-- Edited by CTR man at 23:13, 2006-02-25

USofAcop · Banned

CTR man wrote:

I think he means Fred Sanford from the TV show Sanford and Son He was played by Redd Foxx if I'm not mistaken.

That is what i was thinking, but he was black. So I guess the next question is, are you blonde?

CTR man · Sweetypeach

No, but I am of Portuguese descent. Only half though. We get accused of doing stupid stuff almost as bad as the blondes do. At least out here.

Monkey Proof · Buttercup is awesomesexycool and smelly too.

try this, no boxes involved

USofAcop · Banned

CTR man wrote:

No, but I am of Portuguese descent. Only half though. We get accused of doing stupid stuff almost as bad as the blondes do. At least out here.

Not you silly goose, Easy Eman

Kittylynn · Sim-Kitty

ROFLMAO!!!!

CTR got called a silly goose!!!

I've been calling him that for years, finally someone else agrees with me!!

Kittylynn · Sim-Kitty

MP_handler wrote:

try this, no boxes involved

There you go! I don't know what CTR is talking about, opening mac 'n cheese boxes, he doesn't cook! If it weren't for microwavable food, he would starve!

-- Edited by Kittylynn at 00:39, 2006-02-26

CTR man · Sweetypeach

MP_handler wrote:

try this, no boxes involved

If E Man has problems with boxes, who knows if he could pop the lid off without spilling the contents all over the place.

CTR man · Sweetypeach

Kittylynn wrote:

MP_handler wrote: try this, no boxes involved There you go! I don't know what CTR is talking about, opening mac 'n cheese boxes, he doesn't cook! If it weren't for microwavable food, he would starve! -- Edited by Kittylynn at 00:39, 2006-02-26

ROFLMAO Kittylynn I'll take care of you later.

Monkey Proof · Buttercup is awesomesexycool and smelly too.

thats what these are for

SB · ohh, canada

Easy Eman wrote:

I fucking hate that sentence. PUSH HERE TO OPEN. Ive been opening Mac and Cheese boxes for about 5 years now and NOT A SINGLE FUCKING BOX has opened when pushed there... WTF.... Please discuss

I do realize that opening a box of KD can be as arresting a meth addict. Which is why the light bulb shoud be going off that's time to get your ass back in the gym!!!

Though I hate when I just rip the top of and cut my cuticules on the box! Oh well, the price I pay for being blonde I guess.

Straight Up · Beer please

Well... if he can't open a simple box.... with out ripping the top off ..... I wonder how he does wit a bra????

KatScratch · Bad kitty....in the best possible way

ROFLOL...Ninjagirl...I'm with you, I like this thread!

BTW, no problems with the mac box here, now those dam pill bottles can be a bit tricky at times! But I have kids, so I just hand it to the youngest and presto!LOL