grabbin' tha kat by the tail.... opening the front door with the other hand, with a swift kicking motion out goes the kat sailing across the front yard ( and no, I have never done that to any animal.... but it did feel good to say it )
If you think it feels good just to say, you should try it in real life! LOL
No, but I did have one shit on my chair while I was fucking my wife. That damn cat is jealous as hell. It loves my wife with a passion. And it only likes me when it’s hungry, or she isn’t around.!!
Yea well, now I lock the cat in the room while I'm fucking her!!! LOL HE just stares at me with hate. LOL Then I will look at him and smile and he runs to the door and starts scratching at it with a look of "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!” Then he sits and just stares at me again with this pompous look. It is hilarious. ROFLMAO!