A guy goes to the doctor. He is really worried because his penis has turned orange. The doctor runs a series of tests and cannot find anything physicall wrong with this guy, so he asks him a few questions....

"Are you under any kind of stress?"  Guy says, "No, I lead a somewhat calm life."

"Do you date different women?"  Guy says no, not really, I am an accountant, this is tax season, and I stay really busy"

"Do you get servicing from prostitutes??  Guy says, "No I really don't date right now. I work, sometimes play tennis with a coworker, go out to eat occasionally.

"Do you go bowling, or ball games, go to bars? Just what do you do for fun??

"He replies, No, again I am pretty busy right now. I usually go to work, work about 10 hours, and just go home. Sometimes though, I do eat Cheetos and watch porno tapes.......