TWO OLD GUYS, ONE 80 AND ONE 88, WERE SITTING ON THEIR USUAL PARK BENCH
SEAT ONE MORNING.

THE 88 YEAR OLD HAD JUST FINISHED HIS MORNING JOG AND
WASN'T EVEN SHORT OF BREATH. THE 80 YEAR OLD WAS AMAZED AT HIS FRIEND'S
STAMINA AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE DID TO HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY.

THE 88 YEAR OLD SAID, "WELL, I EAT ITALIAN BREAD EVERY DAY. IT KEEPS YOUR
ENERGY LEVEL HIGH AND YOU'LL HAVE GREAT STAMINA WITH THE LADIES."

SO, ON THE WAY HOME, THE 80 YEAR OLD STOPS IN AT THE BAKERY. AS HE WAS
LOOKING AROUND, THE LADY BEHIND THE COUNTER ASKED IF HE NEEDED ANY HELP.

HE SAID,"DO YOU HAVE ANY ITALIAN BREAD?"

SHE SAID, "YES, THERE'S A WHOLE SHELF OF IT. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?"

HE SAID, " YES, I WANT 5 LOAVES."

SHE SAID, "MY GOODNESS, 5 LOAVES. DON'T YOU THINK BY THE TIME YOU GET TO
THE 5TH LOAF, IT'LL BE HARD?'

HE REPLIED, "HOLY SHIT, EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD KNOWS ABOUT THIS ITALIAN
BREAD THING BUT ME!!!"