A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of

drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he

noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the

next table.



Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the

waiter,

"What is that you just served?"


The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste. Those are

bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"





The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on

vacation down here. Bring me an order!"


The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per

day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early

tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this

delicacy".


The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that

evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.


After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he

called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much

smaller

than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!" 


The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes

the bull wins.


-- Edited by texaschickeee at 22:01, 2006-02-02