ok this is for the ladies I read this joke a few yrs back lol and it has stuck with me ever since  lMBO enjoy

A Wisconsin farmer was down on his luck with money. One morning his wife was fixing him breakfast she made him eggs and toast with a glass of milk as she set the milk down he grabbed her boobs and said you know if we could get milk out of these then we could get rid of the cow.. His wife bit her lip knowing they were going through a tough time and ignored her husband. Her husband dropped his fork on the floor his wife bent over and her husband grabbed her ass and said if we could get eggs out of this we could get rid of the chickens ... This time she didn't hold back she grabbed his Dick and said you know if we could get this thing hard we could get rid of your brother....