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Seductively Sassy

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RE: thanks b cups


as the saying goes,


 


boys will be boys......


 


and both need to TRY to play nicely.  (but this is funny)



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one hell of a tease.
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Yep, maybe I need Midol then.

I was going to post a picture and say a bit more than that, but I have spent so long trying to get the picture into the post that I have now given up because what I thought was funny 30 minutes ago is no longer funny.

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texaschickeee wrote:

as the saying goes,
 
boys will be boys......
 
and both need to TRY to play nicely.  (but this is funny)



we were only playing texaschickeee

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Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

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Yes, texaschickeee, we were. Now go away and let us play in peace.


Hey Sparky, you smell.

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oh yes, you must always satisfy the monkey.
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Buttercup wrote:

Yes, texaschickeee, we were. Now go away and let us play in peace.


I can't believe you said that.......


Buttercup wrote:


Hey Sparky, you smell.



I know, that's what i have a nose for

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sparky wrote:

Yep, maybe I need Midol then.

I was going to post a picture and say a bit more than that, but I have spent so long trying to get the picture into the post that I have now given up because what I thought was funny 30 minutes ago is no longer funny.




Maybe you should wait another 30 minutes, I'm sure it will be funny again.

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It's been nearly an hour now and is still not funny again, maybe later after a few beers.

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Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

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Haha, okay.

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HEY,  HEY HEY,


What am I? CHopped liver 


 



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Of course not, Easy-E.

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What does official TOP stand for,??     Tits, oral and Pu$$Y???

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The Other Place

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Easy Eman wrote:

What does official TOP stand for,??     Tits, oral and Pu$$Y???


I think secretly you could be right Eman.

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Either that or she is a top....like a little strap on action do ya?

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Never been into strap on's, not yet anyway.

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Me either. seems like they would be wierd. makes me wish I had a real one though. as long as i didnt have to give up my kitty....me loves my kitty....

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ninjagirl wrote:

Me either. seems like they would be wierd. makes me wish I had a real one though. as long as i didnt have to give up my kitty....me loves my kitty....


lol, I guess it would be cool to have both, and a pair of tits just for the fun of it.

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Ive always heard guys say that if they had tits they would play with them all day...why do you think we cross our arms?...a little thumb nipple action here...little pinch there....hehehe

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You girls don't know how lucky you are, you can play with your tits and pussy, all we can do is pull our plonker.

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sparky wrote:

You girls don't know how lucky you are, you can play with your tits and pussy, all we can do is pull our plonker.



LMAO That's a first. Never heard it called a plonker. Does it go "kaplonk" when you get off?

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plushleather wrote:


sparky wrote:
You girls don't know how lucky you are, you can play with your tits and pussy, all we can do is pull our plonker.


LMAO That's a first. Never heard it called a plonker. Does it go "kaplonk" when you get off?



Plonker = just another word from England, I will educate you!

Don't know what noise it makes when I got off after pulling it, I always go to sleep straight after.

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sparky wrote:







Don't know what noise it makes when I got off after pulling it, I always go to sleep straight after.




Damn!! Is it that little that you get that tired looking for it?

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It is all the swapping about between pulling it, holding the magnifying glass and having some tissue ready that tires me.
Damn I need 3 hands.

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sparky wrote:

It is all the swapping about between pulling it, holding the magnifying glass and having some tissue ready that tires me.
Damn I need 3 hands.




I told you about penial extensions.

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Yeah you did, but I am not into surgery, especially where my penis is concerned, I ain't having all those strangers touching it.

I am saving it for special people like you.

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Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

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Am I gonna get paid for this?

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Yeah, why not, I will give you a bite to eat.
I know how you like biting, so eating cock instead should work out good.

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sparky wrote:

Yeah, why not, I will give you a bite to eat.
I know how you like biting, so eating cock instead should work out good.





Sheeeesh sparky. Goin all the way like a virgin on prom night.

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Is that what the virgin girls do on prom night then, eat cock.

Wish I had grown up in the states.

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Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

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I did it on top of my car on prom night

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