In case you have moidah on your mind.


Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?



A: Shoot him again.


Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?




A: Trustworthy.



Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?





A: You're not holding the pillow down hard enough.




Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after mating?



A: To stop the snoring before it starts.