Okay, well I'm pretty drunk right now...but typing all right.
You know when you're hanging out with someone, drinking or whatever, and you're just SURE you're going to get some and then it doesn't happen?! Fuck, ****, ****, ****!!!! What a ****ing let down! I was just inches away and then it didn't happen. Oh well, there's always tomorrow.
dont worry i got alot this weekend for you ok and it was good too... when i use to drink i would hate it when my ex couldnt get hard because he was to drunk annoyed the sh*t outta me lol
dont worry i got alot this weekend for you ok and it was good too... when i use to drink i would hate it when my ex couldnt get hard because he was to drunk annoyed the sh*t outta me lol
You have to learn how to play the drunk game honey! Let's say you KNOW it's going to be one of those drinking nights.... Start off by flirting with him, rubbing up against him, kissing on him, EVERY chance you get through the night, he will be hard all night just thinking about what's going to happen. Throw in some whispers about what you are going to do to him, and make it GOOD!!!!! Then when the night is over and you hit the bedroom, couch, whatever and you are ready for the action and he can't get it up, KEEP flirting, playing with the (limp) parts, kissing on him, undress, touch yourself a little and tell him all about how bad you want him... It will DRIVE him nuts because his mind will be SOOOO into it and his body won't be able to respond!! He will be PISSED! Then if you really want to push him over the edge... masturbate in front of him, but since he can't get it up, he can't help either!
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Quopper wrote: proudcowife wrote: dont worry i got alot this weekend for you ok and it was good too... when i use to drink i would hate it when my ex couldnt get hard because he was to drunk annoyed the sh*t outta me lol You have to learn how to play the drunk game honey! Let's say you KNOW it's going to be one of those drinking nights.... Start off by flirting with him, rubbing up against him, kissing on him, EVERY chance you get through the night, he will be hard all night just thinking about what's going to happen. Throw in some whispers about what you are going to do to him, and make it GOOD!!!!! Then when the night is over and you hit the bedroom, couch, whatever and you are ready for the action and he can't get it up, KEEP flirting, playing with the (limp) parts, kissing on him, undress, touch yourself a little and tell him all about how bad you want him... It will DRIVE him nuts because his mind will be SOOOO into it and his body won't be able to respond!! He will be PISSED! Then if you really want to push him over the edge... masturbate in front of him, but since he can't get it up, he can't help either!
proudcowife wrote: dont worry i got alot this weekend for you ok and it was good too... when i use to drink i would hate it when my ex couldnt get hard because he was to drunk annoyed the sh*t outta me lol You have to learn how to play the drunk game honey! Let's say you KNOW it's going to be one of those drinking nights.... Start off by flirting with him, rubbing up against him, kissing on him, EVERY chance you get through the night, he will be hard all night just thinking about what's going to happen. Throw in some whispers about what you are going to do to him, and make it GOOD!!!!! Then when the night is over and you hit the bedroom, couch, whatever and you are ready for the action and he can't get it up, KEEP flirting, playing with the (limp) parts, kissing on him, undress, touch yourself a little and tell him all about how bad you want him... It will DRIVE him nuts because his mind will be SOOOO into it and his body won't be able to respond!! He will be PISSED! Then if you really want to push him over the edge... masturbate in front of him, but since he can't get it up, he can't help either!
lol dumped ex for my hubby who can always give it up muahahahaahaha
Quopper wrote: Buttercup wrote: MP_handler wrote: women are the devil Women are not the devil, I think that Quopper gave very sound advice. Why thank you dear! I'm just honest, open and oneary.... We already know, though, that you and I think very much alike.
I have decided that teasing HIM to the point of insanity is SOOO MUCH FUN!
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Uh huh, this my shit...
All the girls stomp your feet like this...
Oooh, this my shit, this my shit
You have to learn how to play the drunk game honey! Let's say you KNOW it's going to be one of those drinking nights.... Start off by flirting with him, rubbing up against him, kissing on him, EVERY chance you get through the night, he will be hard all night just thinking about what's going to happen. Throw in some whispers about what you are going to do to him, and make it GOOD!!!!! Then when the night is over and you hit the bedroom, couch, whatever and you are ready for the action and he can't get it up, KEEP flirting, playing with the (limp) parts, kissing on him, undress, touch yourself a little and tell him all about how bad you want him... It will DRIVE him nuts because his mind will be SOOOO into it and his body won't be able to respond!! He will be PISSED! Then if you really want to push him over the edge... masturbate in front of him, but since he can't get it up, he can't help either!
Yeah, but I know how to piss off Quopper...
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Then if you really want to push him over the edge... masturbate in front of him, but since he can't get it up, he can't help either! 
oh yes, you must always satisfy the monkey. 
oh whatever
