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Bread Styx


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Well, ok......you can have some cookies, now

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Toby goes to the kitchen, looks in the cookie jaw and takes them all.




This is the first time mom (that bitch) is allowing me to eat for a week. Can you believe this shit.

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Toby101 wrote:

Toby goes to the kitchen, looks in the cookie jaw and takes them all.




This is the first time mom (that bitch) is allowing me to eat for a week. Can you believe this shit.


Careful now....that b*t#h may have put scorpians and fire ants in the cookie jar.

Surprise surprise...enjoy the stinging bolt of fire.....ice and Neosporin helps with the welts and pus-filled bumps you will get. Thats in the medicine cabinet next to your Viagra, son.     



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Viagra???? You mean Toby has penis????? rofl.gifrofl.gif

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KatScratch wrote:

Viagra???? You mean Toby has penis????? rofl.gifrofl.gif



That's what the medical books call it.....large pimple may be a better term for it.  



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Damn you bitches are mean tonight. You need to settle back down and don't bring my big woody into this. This is about me coming back onto TOP not about you wanting my log between my legs. 



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Log????? rofl.gif...you call that lil toothpic a log.....dam! I think you need glasses! laughing.gif



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Log????? rofl.gif...you call that lil toothpic a log.....dam! I think you need glasses! laughing.gif



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Aren't those the glasses you had on. To make you better lookin?



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Toby101 wrote:

Damn you bitches are mean tonight. You need to settle back down and don't bring my big woody into this. This is about me coming back onto TOP not about you wanting my log between my legs. 


Log? You mean Lincoln Log...the tiny ones that hurt when you step on them.

Such a dreamer.....



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Sorry Tobes...I don't need glasses, I know a twig when I see one! laughing.gif

Toby your dicks so small you mistook it for a hair until it peed!



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Straight Up


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Just guessing .... but that probably wasn't pee....

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KatScratch wrote:

Sorry Tobes...I don't need glasses, I know a twig when I see one! laughing.gif

Toby your dicks so small you mistook it for a hair until it peed!


Hahahahahaha! rofl.gif

 



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Straight Up wrote:

Just guessing .... but that probably wasn't pee....



rofl.gif.....maybe a little breeze rattled a leaf on his tiny...tiny...tiny twig and it spit????biggrin



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