A man walks into a bar,looks around ,then says to the bartender"gimmie a beer before the problems start" About 10 minutes later he calls the bartender over and says "Gimmie a beer before the problems start" This goes on for over an hour and the guy has now polished off 5 beers,one more time he calls the bartenter over"Gimmie a beer before the trouble starts" By now the bartender is getting a little weary of this act,so he looks around the bar to see if there is any trouble brewing.Seeing nothing,he then says to the guy"are you going to pay for any of those beers?" And the guy says "Ah,now the problems start" __________________ _______
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GROWING OLD IS MANDATORY---GROWING UP IS AN OPTION...
oh yes, you must always satisfy the monkey. 
