George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline, Bush wants us to cut
the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to
deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people
using our gas. The price of gas would come down.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the boarder. When they catch
an illegal immigrant crossing the boarder, hand him a canteen, rifle and
some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America
then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while
he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become
a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to
be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal
immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the
aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve,
ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem
solved.