Why, why, why?

Straight Up · Beer please

RE: Why, why, why?

Inside Out · BITCH

Straight Up wrote:

OK JJ Let's try to fix your problem .... I haven't read all your other stuff but I can tell you need some serious help here .....    So try to follow along as I try to add some meat to your loafers so you can get back to being a man .....

First off ...   all that sensitive crap your sisters told you was cool ....   forget it .... They were just setting you up for one of their kind to suck the life out of you ...

Now ... look below for my inserted comments ....

Jersey Joe wrote:

My thanks to Straight Up for making me feel like part of the family in here.

My thanks .....   GAY .....   try    Yo dude ....   what up ????

"Light in the loafers?" Probably.....being the only boy in a family of 5 may have contributed to that.

Four sisters .... bet you never played show me yours and I'll show you mine .....    Should have ....   would have put some hair on your chest

I am simply tired of being walked all over and need to do something about it.

You think .....   next time kick her in the ass and make her sleep at the foot of the bed on the floor till she decides your the boss ...

Will I really be happy if I am an ass? Damn straight you will .... And she'll be all over your ass cause of it ....   Remember ... women like to be treated like shit ...

I could easily call my ex and offer to visit her for a weekend of no strings and just fun and she would go for it thinking she could sweet talk me into spending the twins' trust fund on her wasteful appetite. To hell with all this mushy crap .... show up ....   throw her on the bed and knock it out ....   when your done ....   wipe off on the drapes on the way out ...

At this point, she couldn't talk me into anything with what she would let me do to her....its not like she does not let anybody else do it to her. At least hookers get paid for what they do..And you think she doesn't

she is just a tramp. I suppose I would be any better than her if I just used her for sex. Now your talking

Just thinking about her makes me a bit ill, but then again.....I could just think of someone else or even ask her to wear a mask to cover her nasty face.

Oh, that is awful. Awful my ass ....    It's thinking like this that will have you wearing combat boots instead of loafers in no time

End Of lesson ONE

.... .... .....

JJoe ... Please don't take that the wrong way ... You just have to speak "SU-ease" ....

In his own weird way ... he thinks he is helping you ... He is really not that mean ....

But do keep me in your prayers ....

Straight Up · Beer please

Lesson 2

Just a few of the more pertinent rules to being a real man ….

1. Real men do not ware panties
2. Beer must be drunk in large amounts followed by loud burping
3. Foods must be chosen according to their ability to produce gas
4. A woman must never under any circumstances gain control of the TV remote control
5. Baths on Saturday Night
6. Attire must include butt cracks and skid marks
7. Feet must stink
8. Fast cars
9. Easy women
10. You must follow the gospel of your favorite sports team
11. Hunting, Fishing, Gambling a must
12. Never ever ever make the mistake of claiming your wife was wrong

foxfyre · Buttercult Founder

Straight Up wrote:

Lesson 2

Just a few of the more pertinent rules to being a real man ….

1. Real men do not ware panties
2. Beer must be drunk in large amounts followed by loud burping
3. Foods must be chosen according to their ability to produce gas
4. A woman must never under any circumstances gain control of the TV remote control
5. Baths on Saturday Night
6. Attire must include butt cracks and skid marks
7. Feet must stink
8. Fast cars
9. Easy women
10. You must follow the gospel of your favorite sports team
11. Hunting, Fishing, Gambling a must
12. Never ever ever make the mistake of claiming your wife was wrong

1. While I WEAR panties, I must admit in this case, I would 'ware SU's panties.
6. EUWWWW; see #1.
7. EUWWWWWW.

I have to tell you, SU, these are not attractive traits in a male. Bathing is a priority.

mavriktu · Spicy Hot

Having met with BC this past Thursday in N.O. all I can say is if she was wearing a sackcloth and had rats in her hair all she would have to do is flash that lovely smile of hers that makes her eyes twinkle and the neighbor would not notice anything else.

Straight Up · Beer please

mavriktu wrote:

Having met with BC this past Thursday in N.O. all I can say is if she was wearing a sackcloth and had rats in her hair all she would have to do is flash that lovely smile of hers that makes her eyes twinkle and the neighbor would not notice anything else.

This is what I've been saying all along

Straight Up · Beer please

foxfyre wrote:

Straight Up wrote:

Lesson 2

Just a few of the more pertinent rules to being a real man ….

1. Real men do not ware panties
2. Beer must be drunk in large amounts followed by loud burping
3. Foods must be chosen according to their ability to produce gas
4. A woman must never under any circumstances gain control of the TV remote control
5. Baths on Saturday Night
6. Attire must include butt cracks and skid marks
7. Feet must stink
8. Fast cars
9. Easy women
10. You must follow the gospel of your favorite sports team
11. Hunting, Fishing, Gambling a must
12. Never ever ever make the mistake of claiming your wife was wrong

1. While I WEAR panties, I must admit in this case, I would 'ware SU's panties.
6. EUWWWW; see #1.
7. EUWWWWWW.

I have to tell you, SU, these are not attractive traits in a male. Bathing is a priority.

I hear you FF ... But JJ is in serious condition ...... We are not far from loosing him to the other side so drastic measures are needed here ..... Maybe all the gals at TOP should send him pics of their booby's to ensure we keep him on the straight and narrow

As for wear/ware .... I'm going to have a long talk with my sextatary about that .....

KatScratch · Bad kitty....in the best possible way

Straight Up wrote:

OK JJ Let's try to fix your problem .... I haven't read all your other stuff but I can tell you need some serious help here .....    So try to follow along as I try to add some meat to your loafers so you can get back to being a man .....

First off ...   all that sensitive crap your sisters told you was cool ....   forget it .... They were just setting you up for one of their kind to suck the life out of you ...

Now ... look below for my inserted comments ....

Jersey Joe wrote:

My thanks to Straight Up for making me feel like part of the family in here.

My thanks .....   GAY .....   try    Yo dude ....   what up ????

"Light in the loafers?" Probably.....being the only boy in a family of 5 may have contributed to that.

Four sisters .... bet you never played show me yours and I'll show you mine .....    Should have ....   would have put some hair on your chest

I am simply tired of being walked all over and need to do something about it.

You think .....   next time kick her in the ass and make her sleep at the foot of the bed on the floor till she decides your the boss ...

Will I really be happy if I am an ass? Damn straight you will .... And she'll be all over your ass cause of it ....   Remember ... women like to be treated like shit ...

I could easily call my ex and offer to visit her for a weekend of no strings and just fun and she would go for it thinking she could sweet talk me into spending the twins' trust fund on her wasteful appetite. To hell with all this mushy crap .... show up ....   throw her on the bed and knock it out ....   when your done ....   wipe off on the drapes on the way out ...

At this point, she couldn't talk me into anything with what she would let me do to her....its not like she does not let anybody else do it to her. At least hookers get paid for what they do..And you think she doesn't

she is just a tramp. I suppose I would be any better than her if I just used her for sex. Now your talking

Just thinking about her makes me a bit ill, but then again.....I could just think of someone else or even ask her to wear a mask to cover her nasty face.

Oh, that is awful. Awful my ass ....    It's thinking like this that will have you wearing combat boots instead of loafers in no time

End Of lesson ONE

ROFLMFAO.........

OMG....that was too fucking funny! Go SU go!!!!! A few more lessons and ol JJ will be a real TOP man after all!

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

mavriktu wrote:

Having met with BC this past Thursday in N.O. all I can say is if she was wearing a sackcloth and had rats in her hair all she would have to do is flash that lovely smile of hers that makes her eyes twinkle and the neighbor would not notice anything else.

Mavriktu, you are a handsome, charming, sweetheart. I really enjoyed meeting you and hope to do so again. Dapples is one lucky woman.

Straight Up · Beer please

Well BC .... about 4 am ... lean out your window and wave at us as we go by in the morning ..... If your still in N.O.

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

Nope, I'm back home now unfortunately.

mavriktu · Spicy Hot

Using them spices yet,? Go easy.

foxfyre · Buttercult Founder

Straight Up wrote:

I hear you FF ... But JJ is in serious condition ...... We are not far from loosing him to the other side so drastic measures are needed here ..... Maybe all the gals at TOP should send him pics of their booby's to ensure we keep him on the straight and narrow

As for wear/ware .... I'm going to have a long talk with my sextatary about that .....

Make sure you teach him to bathe, tho, while you are at it. NO REAL MAN is stinky. And yes, you'd better talk to your sextatary!

foxfyre · Buttercult Founder

And now I'm jealous of Mavriktu!

mavriktu · Spicy Hot

foxfyre wrote:

And now I'm jealous of Mavriktu!

With good cause.

Straight Up · Beer please

foxfyre wrote:

Straight Up wrote:

Make sure you teach him to bathe, tho, while you are at it. NO REAL MAN is stinky.

Will twice a week do or should I get some pine tree air fresheners to hang under his arm pits ????

Straight Up · Beer please

BTW ..... I wish BC would quit trying to high jack my thread .... We got serious work to do here ...

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

mavriktu wrote:

Using them spices yet,? Go easy.

Not yet, but I will this week. I'll be sure to let you know how it turns out. I put the Mardi Gras beads on my bar, I can see them right now, in fact.

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

foxfyre wrote:

And now I'm jealous of Mavriktu!

You should be jealous of me, too. Take my word for it.

foxfyre · Buttercult Founder

Buttercup wrote:

foxfyre wrote:

And now I'm jealous of Mavriktu!
You should be jealous of me, too. Take my word for it.

Ok, I'm jealous of BC & Mavriktu to you for getting to meet each other in NO, and have fun. Damn!

foxfyre · Buttercult Founder

Straight Up wrote:

foxfyre wrote:

Straight Up wrote:

Make sure you teach him to bathe, tho, while you are at it. NO REAL MAN is stinky.

Will twice a week do or should I get some pine tree air fresheners to hang under his arm pits ????

Um, daily, SU. Daily. A clean man is a sexy man. Well, sexier, anyway.

Straight Up · Beer please

Buttercup wrote:

I put the Mardi Gras beads on my bar, I can see them right now, in fact.

And I'm jealous that I wasn't there to see you get those beads ...... If I hadn't of got held up in California ... you might had a whole truck load of beads .....

sparky · Man Whore

foxfyre wrote:

And now I'm jealous of Mavriktu!

Yep, me too.

mavriktu · Spicy Hot

Damn,it feels good to have bragging rights.

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

mavriktu wrote:

Damn,it feels good to have bragging rights.

Haha, we both do.

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

Mavriktu, I changed your subtitle.

Straight Up · Beer please

foxfyre wrote:

Um, daily, SU. Daily. A clean man is a sexy man. Well, sexier, anyway.

I suppose next you will want me to teach him to open doors for you and to send you flowers and stuff like that .....

You probably even want him to call the next day and tell you how wonderful the sex the night before was ..... Jeez FF give the guy a chance .... This stuff is perfectly fine before the marriage .... but must come to a complete stop no more then six months after it ....

Jersey Joe · Mr. Dy-no-mite

So, if I stink, fart and belch loudly...women will love me? Hmmmm.....I could try that. What have I got to lose?

Straight Up · Beer please

Jersey Joe wrote:

So, if I stink, fart and belch loudly...women will love me? Hmmmm.....I could try that. What have I got to lose?

If your in a trailer park in LA ..... ( Thats Lower Alabama in redneck talk ) ... yea .... should work just fine ....

Jersey Joe · Mr. Dy-no-mite

Straight Up wrote:

Jersey Joe wrote:

So, if I stink, fart and belch loudly...women will love me? Hmmmm.....I could try that. What have I got to lose?

If your in a trailer park in LA ..... ( Thats Lower Alabama in redneck talk ) ... yea .... should work just fine ....

How about I keep the meat out of my loafers, act like me and then do an about face after dinne?