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Bread Styx


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Buttercup wrote:

The film is called "Caligula," it's from 1979 I believe.

 Isnt that a porno movie? That is the first porno movie I ever saw.....at the tender age of 17. It was  a bit much.....forget the story line; I was just  confused a  bit grossed out at the things  people think are sexy. I was young. I laughed a bit, but I was just trying to be cool. I believe my friends and I turned it off and watched Star Wars. ..we were all grossed out. Our gay friend who brought the movie to watch was laughing at us....

 

Ahhhh....the memories.....messy is the word that best describes that movie.



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It was an X rated film, yes, but it wasn't a typical boom-chicka-boom-boom porno film.  Ancient Rome, particularly under his reign, was not pretty.

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I might also take Christopher Meloni (from Law & Order SVU) or Tiki Barber.

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It was an X rated film, yes, but it wasn't a typical boom-chicka-boom-boom porno film. Ancient Rome, particularly under his reign, was not pretty.

 Hey, I was young and naked people doing bizarre things I didnt understand was porn to me. Food was involved, on ocassion, no? It is all a blur because I think I closed my eyes sometimes ....was there some bondage?

I was a kid......innocent...sweet......still climbing trees, refusing to grow up.



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Stranded on an island...alone...for a whole year......well that's easy to answer.....

Vin Baby!!!!!



And what an exhausting year that would be!!!!!!

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Can he talk or are his biceps cutting off the circulation to his vocal cords?

Give me Viggo wet in a shower wearing chaps and nothing else......thank you very much.

Deliver or face the wrath of Mel

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Vin's biceps can wrap around any part of me whenever he wants......

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Vin's biceps can wrap around any part of me whenever he wants......

 Whatever.....it would crush you. I went out with a guy who was a bodybuilder and  believe me......big muscles are nice to look at, but they limit flexibility. I dont want Gumby or anything, but the need for massive muscles is making up for what is lacking in the main muscle area....you know.

 

Again...Viggo wet wearing chaps......holding a whip .......enough muscle for me.


 

Deliver ......

 



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Bread Styx wrote:

KatScratch wrote:

Vin's biceps can wrap around any part of me whenever he wants......

 Whatever.....it would crush you. I went out with a guy who was a bodybuilder and  believe me......big muscles are nice to look at, but they limit flexibility. I dont want Gumby or anything, but the need for massive muscles is making up for what is lacking in the main muscle area....you know.



I beg to differ....I dated 2 different body builders back in the day and it was whoot, whoot good baby!!!!! No "LACKING" in any areas what-so-ever.....they were just some dam fine eye candy!
 (and they tasted pretty sweet too!)



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Give me long, lean ,and mean any day over chunky and thick. Only one thing on a man should be chunky and thick and its not his biceps.

Oh, now that was just uncalled for.
 

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ROFLMAO @ Bread.......you naughty girl you!

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KatScratch wrote:

ROFLMAO @ Bread.......you naughty girl you!

 Yes, I am a bit naughty......can't help it.


 

I am still waiting for my Viggo Valentine ......



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Bread Styx wrote:

I am still waiting for my Viggo Valentine ......


Well...hot body pics of Viggo aren't easy to find.....how about this one?



he's waiting in bed to give you a proper Valentine! 



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KatScratch wrote:

Bread Styx wrote:

I am still waiting for my Viggo Valentine ......


Well...hot body pics of Viggo aren't easy to find.....how about this one?



he's waiting in bed to give you a proper Valentine!


Oh that is nice.......scruffy face and everything.

Thanks.....

 



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