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priceless
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Priceless ;     ; &...
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another wild night
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A guy goes to a party, meets a beautiful woman. Things go extremely well, and in under two hours he bring her back to his place, where they have a wild and passionate night of sex.
After they are done, while lying in bed, the woman starts rubbing the man's member, playing with it a little bit. The guy says...
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Carmen
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A man goes to a party, scans the room and finds a pretty woman all by herself. He goes over to make small talk. He asks, "What is your name?", to which she replies, "Carmen". The man says, "Wow, that is a pretty name. Is that a family name?" Carmen says, "No, it is derived from the two things I love most...
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orange penis
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A guy goes to the doctor. He is really worried because his penis has turned orange. The doctor runs a series of tests and cannot find anything physicall wrong with this guy, so he asks him a few questions....
"Are you under any kind of stress?" Guy says, "No, I lead a somewhat calm life."
"Do yo...
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wild nite
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One night this guy goes out, gets totally wasted. Wakes up the next morning, and doesn'tt remember anything about the night before. He goes to his bathroom for the morning urination and discovers a pink color encircling his 'member, and a brown color encircling his 'member' as well. Scared to...
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my private part....
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An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living in a nursing home. One day he
appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was
anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died today, and
I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forg...
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the hokey pokey
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Hokey Pokey With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey," died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for h...
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how to lose weigh
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Hiker
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A hiker was deep in the forest and got lost. On the edge of starvation, he decided to kill the next animal he found. He saw a bald eagle, hit it with a rock killing it. Just as he was eating it raw, a game warden happened upon the scene, and arrested him for the same.
In court, the judge said, "Due to your circ...
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Mother in law
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One year, a son-in-law, waiting til the last minute to buy a Christmas gift for his mother-in-law, could find nothing, so he bought her a cemetary plot. The next year, he bought her nothing. She asked, "Why didn't you buy me anything this year?" He replied, " Well, you didn't use the gift I bought you las...
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