Jokes, Games, and Quizzes

texaschickeee · texaschickeee

I WILL SURVIVE! At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you had 10 inches Lord, I almost died. But I'd spent so many nights Just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on ... But there you are, Another lie! I was ready for a Big Mac And you've brought me a Fre...

ptcop531 · ptcop531

A man went to a department store with his wife. As what sometimes happens, they went their own ways. The man was unable to locate his wife. He sees a woman and approaches her and says, " Hi there, I cannot find my wife, would you mind talking to me for a few minutes?" The woman says, "Sure, but why talk...

gotcha · gotcha

Little Vito was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said to him, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little Vito replied, "My grandfather lived to b...

Buttercup · Buttercup

Mine is Betty Rae Sweetcheeks Get Your Trailer Trash Name My apologies to anyone that already has one.

j/k

Pacman · Pacman

texaschickeee · texaschickeee

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President Dick Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the nation's highest civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney.The source was quoted to say, "All Americans have wanted to shoot a law...

KatScratch · KatScratch

My sister told me about this game...sounded cool. The rules are this: You make a wish, and the next person tries to twist that wish, warping what you recieve, before posting his/her own wish to be twisted and granted. (Example: Poster A: I wish that I didn't have to sleep. Poster B: Granted. Yo...

slopegrrrl · slopegrrrl

Addictive game I play. Found on: http://www.shockwave.com

Easy Eman · Easy Eman

I was working the other night and pulled over some punkass kid for rolling through a stop sign. He startes to argue about "But officer I slowed down and didnt see anyone so I went through the stop sign" I proceed to pull out my night stick and beat him about the head. I says YOU...

ptcop531 · ptcop531

A man anxiously waits the arrival of his newborn son. The dr. after the delivery comes out to the waiting room and tells the dad that the baby was born without a torso, arms or legs, he is only a head. The new dad does not complain. He raised the boy and loves him completely. Upon the son's 21st birthday he ta...

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	I will survive (Preview) I WILL SURVIVE! At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you had 10 inches Lord, I almost died. But I'd spent so many nights Just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on ... But there you are, Another lie! I was ready for a Big Mac And you've brought me a Fre...	texaschickeee	6	252	Mar 5, 2006 by Monkey Proof
	lost wife (Preview) A man went to a department store with his wife. As what sometimes happens, they went their own ways. The man was unable to locate his wife. He sees a woman and approaches her and says, " Hi there, I cannot find my wife, would you mind talking to me for a few minutes?" The woman says, "Sure, but why talk...	ptcop531	1	251	Mar 4, 2006 by
	Little Vito (Preview) Little Vito was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said to him, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little Vito replied, "My grandfather lived to b...	gotcha	5	1109	Mar 3, 2006 by texaschickeee
	Get Your Trailer Trash Name (Preview) Mine is Betty Rae Sweetcheeks Get Your Trailer Trash Name My apologies to anyone that already has one. j/k	Buttercup	13	428	Mar 2, 2006 by foxfyre
	Baaahaaa (Preview)	Pacman	2	297	Mar 2, 2006 by texaschickeee
	new hunting stamp (Preview) WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President Dick Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the nation's highest civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney.The source was quoted to say, "All Americans have wanted to shoot a law...	texaschickeee	2	285	Mar 1, 2006 by
	I wish...with a twist! ( 1 2 3 ) (Preview) My sister told me about this game...sounded cool. The rules are this: You make a wish, and the next person tries to twist that wish, warping what you recieve, before posting his/her own wish to be twisted and granted. (Example: Poster A: I wish that I didn't have to sleep. Poster B: Granted. Yo...	KatScratch	60	1077	Mar 1, 2006 by KatScratch
	TextTwist (Preview) Addictive game I play. Found on: http://www.shockwave.com	slopegrrrl	9	357	Feb 28, 2006 by zap
	Nightstick humor (Preview) I was working the other night and pulled over some punkass kid for rolling through a stop sign. He startes to argue about "But officer I slowed down and didnt see anyone so I went through the stop sign" I proceed to pull out my night stick and beat him about the head. I says YOU...	Easy Eman	1	313	Feb 27, 2006 by Photogrrlz
	newborn (Preview) A man anxiously waits the arrival of his newborn son. The dr. after the delivery comes out to the waiting room and tells the dad that the baby was born without a torso, arms or legs, he is only a head. The new dad does not complain. He raised the boy and loves him completely. Upon the son's 21st birthday he ta...	ptcop531	0	261	Feb 27, 2006 by ptcop531
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