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Peachy

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Torture Chinese Style


A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small
house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man
with a long, grey beard.

"I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"

"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much
as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst
Chinese tortures known to man."

"OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as
well, and entered the house.

Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,
beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to
the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal.

Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed
alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into
her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet<
BR>so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room,
exhausted, but happy.

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large
rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large
rock on chest."

"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old
man can do then I don't have much to worry about."

He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the
boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read:
"Chinese Torture
2: Rock tied to left testicle."

In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting
close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than
castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he
plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese
Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."

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Beefcakes

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 That hysterical. But it does make me want to double up for some strange reason.



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Peachy

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I can just see it. Loved it myself.

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