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USofGay


I feel entitled, so answer me darnit

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No wonder TC is wacked!


 


Hello and thank you for calling the State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options menu:

1. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

2. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

3. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

4. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

5. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the
MotherShip.

6. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell
you which numbe r to press.

7. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press,
nothing will make you happy anyway.

8. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

9. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the
beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

10. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-ter m
memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

11. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.

12. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

13. If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.



-- Edited by USofAcop at 13:27, 2006-10-25

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Plush


Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

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You are so bad.

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Bread Styx


Bad Bread!!

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You left out the one you would press.....


 


666 for being a bunghole!


 


 



-- Edited by Bread Styx at 13:23, 2006-10-25

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USofGay


I feel entitled, so answer me darnit

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Bread Styx wrote:


You left out the one you would press.....


 


666 for being a bunghole!


 

-- Edited by Bread Styx at 13:23, 2006-10-25


I didn't make it, I just posted it.  But, that is funny!

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Bread Styx


Bad Bread!!

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USofAcop wrote:


Bread Styx wrote:


You left out the one you would press.....


 


666 for being a bunghole!


 

-- Edited by Bread Styx at 13:23, 2006-10-25



I didn't make it, I just posted it.  But, that is funny!

Gracias, hermano....

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