OK, I found this last night. So me if this stuff is funn-E!!! People go here to confess their secrets, others can respond to them. Some are sad, some are scary and others almost make you piss your pants!!!
Here are a few examples:
My boss likes fine cigars and some are quite expensive. I am a 28 year old female, and I like to masturbate with his cigars and stick them up my ass. Then I put them back in his humidor and watch as him and his friends light up. He is out of the office atleast 2-3 days a week.It is not a problem getting caught. I can't help but wonder if anyone ever thinks they taste like shit.
I always smell bad. I've been to the doctor and he tells me i have yeast infections and gives me medication. I do take care of myself but no matter what I do I still smell. Not only that but i have discharge too. They say it's normal for women to have discharge but how much is normal? I would understand if I only smelled while i was on my period but it's all the time. It's so bad that i find myself gagging all the time. My boyfriend likes the smell, he tells me all the time that he loves the way it tastes. But I'm not comfortable with it. What should I do. I think I should become a man. At least i won't have to worry about stuff like this. I would have a penis.
I am well hung....got poison ivy on it once and it swelled up like a small loaf of bread.....dad was pulling back the covers and showing everyone....i kinda liked it but i was embarrassed as hell.....everyone was laughing.......also i can't cum anywhere but in a women's mouth.......i can stay hard forever in her ****....never been able to get it in a butthole
Pretty funny, Hermano....only you could find stuff like that.
You probably wrote some of them.......the smelling one made me think of a word you wrote once that made me spew coffee through my nose. That word is Yeast Pit!
EWWWWWWW
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