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An Irish Cop

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Roundabout Route to revenge...


There was a 10 year old boy walking down the road dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a brothel and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.
He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber.
So THAT'S the girl I want!"
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?
"He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my babysitter.
After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On the way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease.. and HE'S the motherfucker who ran over my FROG!"


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I feel entitled, so answer me darnit

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DAMN!!!  I thought that this thread was going to be an instructional on how to get back at a certain someone around here!!  RATS!!

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An Irish Cop

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Well BC liked it...


What about you CSF, admit it was funny... C'mon you kinow it was.



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Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

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Yes, I thought it was very funny.

-- Edited by Buttercup at 02:28, 2006-09-24

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...that was hell of funny!!



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An Irish Cop

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The kid has a point. Gotta get the fucker that killed his frog some way.

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Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...


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Cernunnos wrote:


The kid has a point. Gotta get the fucker that killed his frog some way.



 


True but it still was funny the way he did it.



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An Irish Cop

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Damn right...The kid knows what goes on in the house.

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