There were three guys including Ben, talking in the pub. Two of them were talking about the amount of control they had over their wives, while Ben remained quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to Ben and says: " Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife ? "
Ben says " I´ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees. "
The first two guys were amazed.

" What happened then ? " they asked. " Well, Ben said, she told me to get out from under the bed and fight like a man "